{"id":198694,"date":"2007-10-17T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T03:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/10\/17\/kausgoat-scandal\/"},"modified":"2007-10-17T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-18T03:45:00","slug":"kausgoat-scandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/10\/17\/kausgoat-scandal\/","title":{"rendered":"Kausgoat Scandal!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, the latest scandal is that Mickey Kaus orally sodomizes goats.<\/p>\n<p>It first showed up in the comments of a <a href=\"http:\/\/matthewyglesias.theatlantic.com\/archives\/2007\/10\/the_epistemology_of_kausfiled.php\">Matthew Yglesias<\/a> post about how bone headed (pun not intended<sup>*<\/sup>) Kaus was about claiming that some dumb ass phony rumors of a John Edwards affair:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>Mickey Kaus&#8217; long post here about John Edwards&#8217; alleged affair with Rielle Hunter is almost self-refuting. Basically, we have an anonymous source saying Hunter said she had an affair with Edwards, versus Hunter, on the record, saying that&#8217;s not the case. Then there&#8217;s Edwards, also saying it&#8217;s not the case. But Kaus initially deems Edwards&#8217; denial too vague and non-specific.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Then someone posted something about Mickey Kaus having carnal knowledge of a goat, which soon escalated into oral sodomy with said ruminant.<\/p>\n<p>It should that Mr. Kaus has issued no denial, so we must assume that this is true.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, it soon found its way to <a href=\"http:\/\/atrios.blogspot.com\/2007_10_14_archive.html#4109040367013314905\">Atrios<\/a>, and then to his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikipedia.org\/\">Wikipedia<\/a> entry.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also been mentioned on <a href=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/politics\/mickey-kaus-blowing-goats\/i-guess-we-should-talk-about-mickey-kaus-blowing-goats-now-311092.php\">Wonkette <\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sadlyno.com\/archives\/7530.html\">Sadly No<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/www.oliverwillis.com\/archives\/2007\/10\/14\/did-you-hear-the-rumor-about-m\/\">Oliver Willis<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2007\/10\/15\/122633\/03\">Kos<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groupnewsblog.net\/2007\/10\/ba-doomp-boomp.html\">The Group News Blog<\/a>, and many others.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t mention it, but <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Mickey Kaus has STILL not offered a denial<\/span><\/span><\/span>, so by the standards of&#8230;Mickey Kaus&#8230;Mickey Kaus blows goats.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know that this is irresponsible, and that I should feel bad about this, but piling on a wanker is fun sometimes.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><sup>*<\/sup>OK, the pun <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;\" >was<\/span><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"> intended, and I&#8217;m glad.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, the latest scandal is that Mickey Kaus orally sodomizes goats. It first showed up in the comments of a Matthew Yglesias post about how bone headed (pun not intended*) Kaus was about claiming that some dumb ass phony rumors of a John Edwards affair: Mickey Kaus&#8217; long post here about John Edwards&#8217; alleged affair &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,974,978,982,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-hack-journalism","category-politics","category-stupid","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}