{"id":199041,"date":"2007-09-17T18:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T23:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/09\/17\/oops-i-just-pepper-sprayed-my-entire-family\/"},"modified":"2007-09-17T18:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-17T23:15:00","slug":"oops-i-just-pepper-sprayed-my-entire-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/09\/17\/oops-i-just-pepper-sprayed-my-entire-family\/","title":{"rendered":"OOPS!!!!!  I Just Pepper Sprayed My Entire Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Sloppy Joe night.  My wife and kids were not yet home, but would be shortly, so I put the old cast iron skillet on the burner, and get it hot, and get to chopping the garlic, onions, and the cayenne peppers from my wife&#8217;s garden.<\/p>\n<p>After I finish, I toss about  2 TBSP of olive oil into the pan, and toss in the peppers.<\/p>\n<p>Pan was a bit hot, and we got a bit of a cloud off the peppers.  It didn&#8217;t effect our eyes, but we were all coughing like a bunch of 70 year old 3 pack a day smokers.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone(but me, I had to cook) took refuge in the basement.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">STUPID<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Sloppy Joe night. My wife and kids were not yet home, but would be shortly, so I put the old cast iron skillet on the burner, and get it hot, and get to chopping the garlic, onions, and the cayenne peppers from my wife&#8217;s garden. After I finish, I toss about 2 TBSP &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1012,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-food","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}