{"id":199090,"date":"2007-09-10T20:27:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T01:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/09\/10\/in-which-i-get-completely-owned\/"},"modified":"2007-09-10T20:27:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-11T01:27:00","slug":"in-which-i-get-completely-owned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/09\/10\/in-which-i-get-completely-owned\/","title":{"rendered":"In Which I get Completely Owned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember my <a href=\"http:\/\/40yrs.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/oh-my-f-god.html\">frothing at the mouth post about Religious nutjobs trying to marry off their teen daughters and collect a bride price<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that I&#8217;ve been subjected to complete Pwn463<sup>*<\/sup>.  Yep, I have been completely Pwn3d.<\/p>\n<p>It was a hoax site, and I got taken in.<\/p>\n<p>On the internet, no one knows if you are a dog.<\/p>\n<p>Arf Arf.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><br \/><sup>*<\/sup>Ownage.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember my frothing at the mouth post about Religious nutjobs trying to marry off their teen daughters and collect a bride price? It turns out that I&#8217;ve been subjected to complete Pwn463*. Yep, I have been completely Pwn3d. It was a hoax site, and I got taken in. On the internet, no one knows if &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1048,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199090"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}