{"id":199101,"date":"2007-09-09T13:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-09T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/09\/09\/culinary-crashing-and-burning\/"},"modified":"2007-09-09T13:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-09T18:14:00","slug":"culinary-crashing-and-burning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/09\/09\/culinary-crashing-and-burning\/","title":{"rendered":"Culinary Crashing and Burning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, yesterday was a small SCA event<sup>*<\/sup> called <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Trial By Fire<\/span>.  It&#8217;s a cooking competition.<\/p>\n<p>The idea is that people present dishes in a number of categories that are prepared on site under <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pennsic.net\/\">Pennsic War<\/a><sup>\u2020<\/sup>, and to prepare them in a 4 hour period, along with accompanying documentation of their use in the years covered by the SCA<sup>\u2021<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I went with two, or maybe two and a half recipes.  The first was a chocolate recipe, which was translated from the 1631 Spanish treatise into English in 1652, called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gutenberg.org\/dirs\/2\/1\/2\/7\/21271\/21271-h\/21271-h.htm\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Chocolate, an Indian Drinke<\/span><\/a>.  Which has the oldest, at least the oldest that I could find, recorded chocolate recipe.<\/p>\n<p>The second  was a recipe for a meat pie from a history\/cook book called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Drizzle-Honey-Recipes-Spains-Secret\/dp\/0312267304\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1\/002-0367131-6667251?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1189380466&amp;sr=8-1\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">A Drizzle of Honey: The Life and Recipes of Spain&#8217;s Secret Jews<\/span><\/a>, which uses records of the inquisition, which frequently used food as evidence that people were secretly practiced Judaism.<\/p>\n<p>I actually combined two recipes, one for sausage, and one for pie, because the filling for the pie combined meat and milk, and my deliberate use with my wife&#8217;s cookware would result in a serious case of acute heavy metal poisoning<sup>\u00a7<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>I had done the sausage, though not the pie before, and I did a test run of the chocolate drink in our percolator about two weeks prior, so I thought that it would turn out OK, but I was unduly optimistic.<\/p>\n<p>With the chocolate, I made a small but significant change at Trial by Fire, I toasted the cacao nibs before grinding, which made the cocoa butter flow out of the nibs, so when I packed it into the basket of the percolator, it created a wax-like structure that the hot water did not effectively penetrate, so I ended up with weakly flavored sweet water.<\/p>\n<p>As to the pie, the the sausage was fine, as was the filling that was made from it, but due to time constraints and poor fire management, I attempted to fry them at too low a temperature, and they became oil sponges.<\/p>\n<p>On the brighter side, my wife<sup>\u20ac<\/sup>, won best dessert with her sage fritters, which were quite yummy.<\/p>\n<p>My recipes:<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;\" >Chocolate Drinke<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cacao Nibs 1.5 cups<\/li>\n<li>Cinnamon, 2 tsp (about two small sticks)<\/li>\n<li>Chile Pepper, 2 TBSP<\/li>\n<li>Anise Seed, 1 TBSP<\/li>\n<li>12 Almonds<\/li>\n<li>12 Hazel Nuts<\/li>\n<li>Roses of  Alexandria,  1 tbl (Apothicary Roses, I just use 1\/4 cup rose water, available from any middle eastern food store, instead)<\/li>\n<li>\u00bd cup white sugar<\/li>\n<li>Vanilla de Campeche, (Vanilla) One bean<\/li>\n<li>Achiote, \u00be tsp.  (More commonly called Anatto)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Grind everything up but the pepper and vanilla, which you mince, and put in a pot with about 12-16 cups of water (including the rose water) and boil until it is the color of Coffee with about 1 cream in it.  One caveat, the author claims that among its health benefits is:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">It vehemently Incites to Venus, and causeth Conception in women, hastens and facilitates their Delivery<\/span>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As such the I  maintain <b style=\"\"><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">no responsibility<\/span><\/b> for romantic entanglements, pregnancies, general soreness of body parts, goofy smiles, or intemperate marriage.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Sausage Pie<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">To make the Sausage<\/span>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1 pound ground lamb<\/li>\n<li>2 eggs, beaten<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Spice Mixture<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1 tsp grains of paradise<\/li>\n<li>\u00bd tsp fenugreek<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp caraway seeds<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp salt<\/li>\n<li>1 clove garlic<\/li>\n<li>2-3 tsp chopped fresh rosemary<\/li>\n<li>3-4 tsp chopped fresh oregano<\/li>\n<li>2 TBSP pine nuts<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Place the lamb in a medium bowl. Add the beaten eggs and mix well.<\/p>\n<p>Grind all of the spice mixture, except for the caraway and pine nuts ingredients together in a grinder or mortar. Add the spice mixture, including the caraway and pine nuts to the lamb and mix thoroughly.<\/p>\n<p>Allow the flavors to meld for two hours.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">To make the filling<\/span>:<br \/>Finely chop two onions, and sweat in a skillet until just translucent with a pinch of kosher salt, then add the sausage, and cook until done (about 3-4 minutes) stirring to keep a consistency of a Sloppy Joe.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">To make the pie dough<\/span>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1\/3  cup water<\/li>\n<li>Pinch of salt<\/li>\n<li>1\/3 cup olive oil <\/li>\n<li>1\u00bd  cups unsifted flour<\/li>\n<li>2-4 TBSP olive oil<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bring the 1\/3 cup water, oil, and salt to a boil in a medium pan. Remove from heat.<\/p>\n<p>When the liquid is tepid, add the flour all at once to the water mixture. Stir until all is well mixed.<\/p>\n<p>Place an egg-size lump of dough on a lightly floured bread board. With a rolling pin, shape it into a 1\/3 inch thick oval.<\/p>\n<p>Place 1 tablespoon of meat mixture onto a piece of dough. Fold and pinch the fold to seal the pie.<\/p>\n<p>Fry the pies in a skillet with about 2 tbsp of oil.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><sup>*<\/sup>Truth be told, it&#8217;s not an official SCA event, and as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sca.org\/\">SCA, Inc.<\/a> has no connection to, or liability arising from, this event.<br \/><sup>\u2020<\/sup>Basically, imagine camping conditions, where there is no electricity, but water from a garden hose.<br \/><sup>\u2021<\/sup>About 450 C.E. to 1650 C.E.<br \/><sup>\u00a7<\/sup>My wife would shoot me.<br \/><sup>\u20ac<\/sup>Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;\" ><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">she who must be obeyed<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, yesterday was a small SCA event* called Trial By Fire. It&#8217;s a cooking competition. The idea is that people present dishes in a number of categories that are prepared on site under Pennsic War\u2020, and to prepare them in a 4 hour period, along with accompanying documentation of their use in the years covered &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,976,1012,1117],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-family","category-food","category-recipes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}