{"id":199378,"date":"2007-08-06T21:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-07T02:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/08\/06\/normally-im-against-the-death-penalty-but-in-his-case-ill-make-an-exception\/"},"modified":"2007-08-06T21:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-07T02:10:00","slug":"normally-im-against-the-death-penalty-but-in-his-case-ill-make-an-exception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/08\/06\/normally-im-against-the-death-penalty-but-in-his-case-ill-make-an-exception\/","title":{"rendered":"Normally, I&#8217;m Against the Death Penalty, But In His Case, I&#8217;ll Make an Exception"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/08\/02\/spammer_gets_30_years\/\">Notorious spammer Christopher &#8220;Rizler&#8221; Smith was sentenced to 30 years in prison<\/a>.  There is a part of me, the lizard brain, which was hopint for the death penalty.<\/p>\n<p>Between dealing Hydrocodone and Viagra, and <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">threatening the children of a witness<\/span>, he&#8217;s going to be in jail for a very long time.<\/p>\n<p>Ironically, because of his efforts, his cell mates will have easy access to Viagra and Cialis.<\/p>\n<p>OOPS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notorious spammer Christopher &#8220;Rizler&#8221; Smith was sentenced to 30 years in prison. There is a part of me, the lizard brain, which was hopint for the death penalty. Between dealing Hydrocodone and Viagra, and threatening the children of a witness, he&#8217;s going to be in jail for a very long time. Ironically, because of his &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1052,972,1019,1259],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crimes","category-justice","category-schadenfreude","category-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}