{"id":199598,"date":"2007-07-11T21:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T02:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/11\/google-for-idiots\/"},"modified":"2007-07-11T21:57:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-12T02:57:00","slug":"google-for-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/11\/google-for-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"Google for Idiots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Too funny for words.  Google needs to use this in their next Superbowl ad.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><a style=\"font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/07\/10\/google_safe_cracking_caper\/\">Google in Colorado safe cracking caper<\/a><\/span><br \/>By Cade Metz in San Francisco<br \/>Published Tuesday 10th July 2007 19:49 GMT<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s true. Google can help with anything. Minutes before they operned several locked safes at a &#8220;family fun center&#8221; in Colorado Springs, a team of masked bandits sat down at a nearby PC and Googled &#8220;safe-cracking.&#8221; &#8220;They brought up a site called &#8216;How to Open Safes,'&#8221; Colorado Springs detective Chuck Ackerman told The Register.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too funny for words. Google needs to use this in their next Superbowl ad. Google in Colorado safe cracking caperBy Cade Metz in San FranciscoPublished Tuesday 10th July 2007 19:49 GMT It&#8217;s true. Google can help with anything. Minutes before they operned several locked safes at a &#8220;family fun center&#8221; in Colorado Springs, a team &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1052,982,1025],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crimes","category-stupid","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}