{"id":199641,"date":"2007-07-09T11:21:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-09T16:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/09\/thats-not-an-obituary-this-is-an-obituary\/"},"modified":"2007-07-09T11:21:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-09T16:21:00","slug":"thats-not-an-obituary-this-is-an-obituary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/09\/thats-not-an-obituary-this-is-an-obituary\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Not an Obituary, THIS is an Obituary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George W. Bush won&#8217;t get as positive an obituary.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/main.jhtml?xml=\/news\/2007\/07\/04\/db0402.xml\">Count Gottfried von Bismarck<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.<\/p>\n<p>The great-great-grandson of Prince Otto, Germany&#8217;s Iron Chancellor and architect of the modern German state, the young von Bismarck showed early promise as a brilliant scholar, but led an exotic life of gilded aimlessness that attracted the attention of the gossip columns from the moment he arrived in Oxford in 1983 and hosted a dinner at which the severed heads of two pigs were placed at either end of the table.<\/p>\n<p>When not clad in the lederhosen of his homeland, he cultivated an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women&#8217;s clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings. This aura of dangerous &#8220;glamour&#8221; charmed a large circle of friends and acquaintances drawn from the jeunesse dor\u00e9e of the age; many of them knew him at Oxford, where he made friends such as Darius Guppy and Viscount Althorp and became an enthusiastic, rubber-clad member of the Piers Gaveston Society and the drink-fuelled Bullingdon and Loders clubs.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps unsurprisingly he managed only a Third in Politics, Philosophy and Economics.<\/p>\n<p>Von Bismarck&#8217;s university career ended in catastrophe in June 1986, when his friend Olivia Channon was found dead on his bed, the victim of a drink and drugs overdose. Von Bismarck admitted that his role in the affair had brought disgrace on the family name; five years later he told friends that there were still people who would not speak to his parents on account of it, and who told his mother that she had &#8220;a rotten son&#8221;.<br \/>&#8230;..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George W. Bush won&#8217;t get as positive an obituary. Count Gottfried von Bismarck Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies. The great-great-grandson of &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1075,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199641"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}