{"id":199652,"date":"2007-07-06T16:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T21:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/06\/a-moooooving-experience\/"},"modified":"2007-07-06T16:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-06T21:07:00","slug":"a-moooooving-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/06\/a-moooooving-experience\/","title":{"rendered":"A Moooooving Experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for the pun.<\/p>\n<p>OK, not sorry for the pun.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><a style=\"font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/07\/06\/english_longhorn\/\">Police hunt renegade cow sex youth<\/a><\/span><br \/>By Lester Haines<br \/>Published Friday 6th July 2007 08:29 GMT<\/p>\n<p>Warning: no IT angle North Yorkshire police are on a state of high alert after a youth was spotted coupling with an English longhorn cow at a specialist breeder&#8217;s farm in Skipwith, The Sun reports.<\/p>\n<p>The lad was clocked at 4.30am, dressed only in black briefs, by a &#8220;shocked&#8221; passer-by who interruped proceedings by shouting at the nocturnal bovine botherer. A 999 call alerted the authorities, but when officers arrived at the scene, the perp had made good his escape.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s a Yorkshire thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for the pun. OK, not sorry for the pun. Police hunt renegade cow sex youthBy Lester HainesPublished Friday 6th July 2007 08:29 GMT Warning: no IT angle North Yorkshire police are on a state of high alert after a youth was spotted coupling with an English longhorn cow at a specialist breeder&#8217;s farm in &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1075,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-sex","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199652"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}