{"id":199681,"date":"2007-07-05T16:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-05T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/05\/ummmm-i-got-nothing-here\/"},"modified":"2007-07-05T16:11:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-05T21:11:00","slug":"ummmm-i-got-nothing-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/05\/ummmm-i-got-nothing-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Ummmm&#8230;.I Got Nothing Here."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is too weird for me to comment on.  I&#8217;m left speechless.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/07\/04\/gates_poll\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><a style=\"font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/07\/04\/gates_poll\/\">Chinese women crave Bill Gates&#8217; sperm<\/a><\/span>Give me a baby, big fella<br \/>By Lester Haines \u2192 More by this author<br \/>Published Wednesday 4th July 2007 08:50 GMT<br \/>Mobile computing: Opportunities and risk &#8211; Free whitepaper<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s some good news this morning for Bill Gates: if he ever finds himself fallen on hard times he can always make a few quid offloading his sperm on eager Chinese female recipients.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s if China&#8217;s Self magazine is to be believed, because the IT potentate secured second spot in a poll which asked 1,000 women from 15 cities whose precious bodily fluid they&#8217;d most like to accommodate for some hot baby-making action.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, so sought-after is Bill&#8217;s magic water that he beat Becks and Brad Pitt into fifth and tenth places, respectively. The ideal sperm donor was not, however, George Clooney or Larry Ellison, but Hong Kong entertainer Andy Lau.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is too weird for me to comment on. I&#8217;m left speechless. Chinese women crave Bill Gates&#8217; spermGive me a baby, big fellaBy Lester Haines \u2192 More by this authorPublished Wednesday 4th July 2007 08:50 GMTMobile computing: Opportunities and risk &#8211; Free whitepaper There&#8217;s some good news this morning for Bill Gates: if he ever &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,990,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-genetics","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199681"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}