{"id":199704,"date":"2007-07-04T10:49:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-04T15:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/04\/bambi-dont-bogart-that-joint\/"},"modified":"2007-07-04T10:49:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-04T15:49:00","slug":"bambi-dont-bogart-that-joint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/07\/04\/bambi-dont-bogart-that-joint\/","title":{"rendered":"Bambi, Don&#8217;t Bogart that Joint!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In related news, 12 deer have been arrested on suspicion of breaking into a Quik-E-Mart and stealing 3200 ice cream sammiches.  Authorities followed the path of discarded wrappers to catch the alleged thieves.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><a style=\"font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/07\/02\/frisky_deer\/\">&#8216;Unusually frisky&#8217; deer blow lid on marijuana plantation<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>By Lester Haines<br \/>Published Monday 2nd July 2007 13:35 GMT<\/p>\n<p>Italian police busted two would-be marijuana cultivators after &#8220;unusually frisky&#8221; deer alerted the authorities as to the presence of their mountaintop dope plantation, UPI reports.<\/p>\n<p>Locals in Trento began telling tales of the abnormally high-spirited animals, while forest rangers began to wonder why the normally shy and straight-laced cervine population was letting it all hang out by day and &#8220;making great leaps on the mountainside&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In related news, 12 deer have been arrested on suspicion of breaking into a Quik-E-Mart and stealing 3200 ice cream sammiches. Authorities followed the path of discarded wrappers to catch the alleged thieves. &#8216;Unusually frisky&#8217; deer blow lid on marijuana plantation By Lester HainesPublished Monday 2nd July 2007 13:35 GMT Italian police busted two would-be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1052,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-crimes","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}