{"id":199962,"date":"2007-06-14T10:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-14T15:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/06\/14\/and-in-the-headline-writers-have-too-much-free-time-department\/"},"modified":"2007-06-14T10:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-14T15:58:00","slug":"and-in-the-headline-writers-have-too-much-free-time-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/06\/14\/and-in-the-headline-writers-have-too-much-free-time-department\/","title":{"rendered":"And In The Headline Writers Have Too Much Free Time Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><a style=\"font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/LAW\/06\/13\/trouser.trial\/index.html\">Judge aims to have pants suit ironed out next week<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>WASHINGTON (CNN) &#8212; A multimillion-dollar lawsuit against a dry cleaners has focused on the term &#8220;satisfaction guaranteed&#8221; and where to draw the line when a customer demands satisfaction over a pair of trousers he says were lost.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously. Judge aims to have pants suit ironed out next week WASHINGTON (CNN) &#8212; A multimillion-dollar lawsuit against a dry cleaners has focused on the term &#8220;satisfaction guaranteed&#8221; and where to draw the line when a customer demands satisfaction over a pair of trousers he says were lost. &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1064],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199962"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}