{"id":200119,"date":"2021-07-06T18:21:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-06T23:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/07\/06\/too-soon-2\/"},"modified":"2021-07-06T18:21:00","modified_gmt":"2021-07-06T23:21:00","slug":"too-soon-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/07\/06\/too-soon-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Soon?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Question, which of these 4 don&#8217;t belong:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>HIV.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Herpes.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Gonorrhea.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>A condo in Surfside, Florida.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Answer: Number 3, Gonorrhea, because you can get rid of Gonorrhea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question, which of these 4 don&#8217;t belong:&nbsp; HIV.&nbsp; Herpes.&nbsp; Gonorrhea.&nbsp; A condo in Surfside, Florida.&nbsp; Answer: Number 3, Gonorrhea, because you can get rid of Gonorrhea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1078,1048,1088,1244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-disaster","category-humor","category-real-estate","category-tasteless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}