{"id":200125,"date":"2021-07-04T18:10:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-04T23:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/07\/04\/morons-4\/"},"modified":"2021-07-04T18:10:00","modified_gmt":"2021-07-04T23:10:00","slug":"morons-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/07\/04\/morons-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Morons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the story, Donald Trump gets kicked off of Twitter, Donald Trump and Evil Minions<span style=\"font-size: 0.75em; vertical-align: top;\">\u2122<\/span> create a Twitter clone, and said clone <a href=\"https:\/\/kotaku.com\/sonic-smut-is-flooding-trump-s-new-social-network-1847226591\">gets flooded by Sonic the Hedgehog Pr0n<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You just <b>KNEW<\/b> that this would happen:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #2b00fe;\">Nary a month after the <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/trump-deplatforms-himself-1847017401\">dramatic implosion<\/a> of former president (and current <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/jack-offs-trump-1846023346\">Twitter refugee<\/a>) Donald Trump\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/area-man-wants-you-to-check-out-his-blog-1846824948\">attempted blogging career<\/a>, the septuagenarian authoritarian\u2019s \u201cteam\u201d of grifting enablers has launched its latest attempt at a social network for folks who are just too darn patriotic for mainstream social media&#8230;and also for all sorts of Sonic the Hedgehog porn.<\/p>\n<p>The unpleasantly named <a href=\"https:\/\/gettr.com\/\">GETTR<\/a>\u2014Hillary Clinton lives rent-free in that dude\u2019s head\u2014is essentially a Twitter clone. Its slogan, \u201cthe marketplace of ideas,\u201d suggests that inexplicably fence-sitting centrists might find it appealing as well, and that\u2019s particularly true if they\u2019re into furry vore artwork and memes about Sonic the Hedgehog getting pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>That keeps coming up, doesn\u2019t it? It seems that <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/maga-crowd-gets-its-wish-for-a-free-speech-hellhole-pa-1847214335\">GETTR\u2019s early launch<\/a> (it was originally promised for Independence Day) has attracted a variety of leftist riff-raff from TikTok, weird Twitter and the like, and <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/new-social-media-site-from-team-trump-upsets-qanon-fait-1847220199\">they\u2019ve embraced<\/a> the unsavory, Trump-associated birdsite wannabe as the perfect place to share degenerate hentai, furry porn, leftist Sonic memes, and stock photos of pudgy, aged men in their underwear.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I need to get an account, and tell people that, &#8220;Joe Biden has given us lemons, so go to lemonparty dot org.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note to my reader(s), do not under <b>ANY<\/b> circumstances <b>EVER<\/b> go to lemonparty dot org.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That which is seen can never be unseen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the story, Donald Trump gets kicked off of Twitter, Donald Trump and Evil Minions\u2122 create a Twitter clone, and said clone gets flooded by Sonic the Hedgehog Pr0n. You just KNEW that this would happen: Nary a month after the dramatic implosion of former president (and current Twitter refugee) Donald Trump\u2019s attempted blogging &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[987,1277,982,996,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fail","category-social-media","category-stupid","category-trolling","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}