{"id":200161,"date":"2021-06-22T19:22:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T00:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/06\/22\/i-do-not-fantasize-about-jeff-bezos-frozen-body-spinning-through-the-vacuum-of-space-for-all-eternity\/"},"modified":"2021-06-22T19:22:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-23T00:22:00","slug":"i-do-not-fantasize-about-jeff-bezos-frozen-body-spinning-through-the-vacuum-of-space-for-all-eternity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/06\/22\/i-do-not-fantasize-about-jeff-bezos-frozen-body-spinning-through-the-vacuum-of-space-for-all-eternity\/","title":{"rendered":"I Do Not Fantasize about Jeff Bezos&#8217; Frozen Body Spinning through the Vacuum of Space for All Eternity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fantasize about him being abducted by aliens and made to work in their fulfillment centers as a slave.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fantasize about him being abducted by aliens and made to work in their fulfillment centers as a slave. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1279,961,1037],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amazon","category-deep-thoughts","category-space"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}