{"id":200199,"date":"2021-06-10T18:56:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-10T23:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/06\/10\/not-just-americas-finest-news-source\/"},"modified":"2021-06-10T18:56:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-10T23:56:00","slug":"not-just-americas-finest-news-source","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/06\/10\/not-just-americas-finest-news-source\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Just America&#8217;s Finest News Source"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The Onion<\/i> is America&#8217;s ONLY news source. <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #2b00fe;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/desperate-employer-offers-basic-dignity-to-incentivize-1847064273\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 120%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Desperate Employer Offers Basic Dignity To Incentivize New Hires<\/span><\/b><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #2b00fe;\">Calling the benefit the only way to lure employees back into the workforce following the pandemic, local employer Apex Insurance announced Wednesday that it would begin offering basic dignity as an incentive for new hires. \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is as true as taxes is. And nothing&#8217;s truer than them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion is America&#8217;s ONLY news source. Desperate Employer Offers Basic Dignity To Incentivize New Hires Calling the benefit the only way to lure employees back into the workforce following the pandemic, local employer Apex Insurance announced Wednesday that it would begin offering basic dignity as an incentive for new hires. \u2026\u2026\u2026 This is as &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[975,1002,1048],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-employment","category-good-writing","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}