{"id":200216,"date":"2021-06-06T20:25:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-07T01:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/06\/06\/this-reminds-me-of-a-very-bad-movie-in-an-overlong-series\/"},"modified":"2021-06-06T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-07T01:25:00","slug":"this-reminds-me-of-a-very-bad-movie-in-an-overlong-series","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/06\/06\/this-reminds-me-of-a-very-bad-movie-in-an-overlong-series\/","title":{"rendered":"This Reminds Me of a Very Bad Movie in an Overlong Series"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 360px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Cr78qu8.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Cr78qu8.jpg\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>Artist rendering of their services<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/mXBB7qY.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/mXBB7qY.jpg\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a><br \/>My bad, here is an actual photo<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Have you heard the one about the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/y3dp8j\/gun-church-that-worships-with-ar-15s-bought-a-40-acre-compound-in-texas-for-its-patriots\">Texas church that worships the AR-15<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>No, this is not a pitch for a bad movie that cribs unabashedly from the 1970 stinker <i>Beneath the Planet of the Apes<\/i>, and this is not <i>The Onion<\/i>, it&#8217;s just an ordinary Sunday service in Texas.<\/p>\n<p>Can we give them back to Mexico?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #2b00fe;\">A religious sect known for worshipping with AR-15s and its MAGA politics has purchased a sprawling, 40-acre compound in central Texas, which it hopes will offer a safe-haven for \u201cpatriots\u201d from what they believe is an imminent war brought by the \u201cdeep state,\u201d VICE News has learned.<\/p>\n<p>The property, located in the small community of Thornton, 40 miles from Waco, was <a href=\"https:\/\/farmandranch.com\/property\/running-branch-rv-park-and-marina\">listed<\/a> at just under $1 million. It\u2019s been dubbed \u201cLiberty Rock&#8221; by its new owners, the Sanctuary Church aka Rod of Iron Ministries, led by Pastor Hyung Jin \u201cSean\u201d Moon. Members of the congregation often refer to him as \u201cKing.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>While Moon\u2019s congregation, estimated to number in the hundreds, is relatively fringe, it\u2019s a direct descendant of the much larger Unification Church, founded by his father, Rev. Sun Myung Moon, a self-proclaimed messiah and accused cult leader whose adoring followers became known to outsiders as \u201cMoonies.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>The younger Moon, who set up shop in 2017 in Newfoundland, Pennsylvania, follows the doctrine of his late father\u2014with a twist. Moon says he was inspired by a biblical passage in the Book of Revelation that talked about Jesus using a \u201crod of iron\u201d to protect himself and others. He concluded this was a reference to AR-15s, and integrated high-powered firearms into regular church services, including wedding ceremonies. He founded the church with the support of his brother, Kook-jin \u201cJustin\u201d Moon, the CEO of Kahr Arms, a gun manufacturing company headquartered nearby. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>BTW, he was at the insurrection on January 6, though it appears that he did not enter the Capitol, though he did get tear gassed.<\/p>\n<p>The folks who write for <i>The Onion<\/i> really have their job cut out for them to top this one. <\/p>\n<p>H\/t ECop at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Artist rendering of their services My bad, here is an actual photo Have you heard the one about the Texas church that worships the AR-15? No, this is not a pitch for a bad movie that cribs unabashedly from the 1970 stinker Beneath the Planet of the Apes, and this is not The Onion, it&#8217;s &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[999,1021,1126,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insane","category-religion","category-weapons","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}