{"id":200352,"date":"2021-05-03T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-03T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/05\/03\/who-gets-custody-of-microsoft-bob\/"},"modified":"2021-05-03T18:01:00","modified_gmt":"2021-05-03T23:01:00","slug":"who-gets-custody-of-microsoft-bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/05\/03\/who-gets-custody-of-microsoft-bob\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Gets Custody of Microsoft Bob?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Unless it has something to do with political scandal, I rarely talk about celebrity divorces.<\/p>\n

It’s just not my business.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, the snark in the title is too good make a comment about Bill and Melinda Gates’s impending divorce<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Also, which is funnier, “Microsoft Bob,” or “Clippy” in the title?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unless it has something to do with political scandal, I rarely talk about celebrity divorces. It’s just not my business. On the other hand, the snark in the title is too good make a comment about Bill and Melinda Gates’s impending divorce. Also, which is funnier, “Microsoft Bob,” or “Clippy” in the title?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1222,1118,1050],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity","category-meta","category-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}