{"id":200575,"date":"2021-02-28T21:10:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T02:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/02\/28\/your-eyes-will-bleed-and-so-will-your-ears\/"},"modified":"2021-02-28T21:10:00","modified_gmt":"2021-03-01T02:10:00","slug":"your-eyes-will-bleed-and-so-will-your-ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/02\/28\/your-eyes-will-bleed-and-so-will-your-ears\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Eyes Will Bleed, and So Will Your Ears"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 330px;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"180\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Vga0M4ia5Mc\" width=\"320\"><\/iframe><br \/><i>Wait for it, it takes about 30 seconds<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Well, Robert Goulet must be spinning in his grave, because he has lost his crown for the, &#8220;Worst Rendition of an &#8216;To Anacreon in Heaven&#8217; inspired song ever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By the teeth of the flying spaghetti monster, this is bad.<\/p>\n<p>It makes Rosanne Barr&#8217;s version sound positively operatic.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, it is a <b>PERFECT<\/b> metaphor for the incredible clusterf%$# that CPAC was this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait for it, it takes about 30 seconds Well, Robert Goulet must be spinning in his grave, because he has lost his crown for the, &#8220;Worst Rendition of an &#8216;To Anacreon in Heaven&#8217; inspired song ever.&#8221; By the teeth of the flying spaghetti monster, this is bad. It makes Rosanne Barr&#8217;s version sound positively operatic. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1078,1137,978],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-disaster","category-music","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}