{"id":200621,"date":"2021-02-15T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T04:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/02\/15\/just-the-time-to-fire-up-the-grill\/"},"modified":"2021-02-15T23:59:00","modified_gmt":"2021-02-16T04:59:00","slug":"just-the-time-to-fire-up-the-grill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/02\/15\/just-the-time-to-fire-up-the-grill\/","title":{"rendered":"Just the Time to Fire Up the Grill"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 360px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Ozffeen.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Ozffeen.jpg\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>It was a nice pan<\/i><\/div>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: 400%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Not!!!<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>So, the oven has finally broken, and the chicken that I made, with a mustard and vinegar marinade, could not be cooked.<\/p>\n<p>I figured, &#8220;What the F%$#?&nbsp; I can just fire up the grill and put the pan in there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was a <b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Glass Pan<\/span><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>The chicken was salvageable, the pan was not, so a 27 year old pan that Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> and I got it when we went on a date to the Corning Museum in Corning, NY is now shards.<\/p>\n<p>Sharon took it all in stride.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;ve told her many times, &#8220;It&#8217;s like &#8216;The Chicken&#8221; said, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> <sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the  cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she  who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a nice pan Not!!! So, the oven has finally broken, and the chicken that I made, with a mustard and vinegar marinade, could not be cooked. I figured, &#8220;What the F%$#?&nbsp; I can just fire up the grill and put the pan in there.&#8221; It was a Glass Pan. The chicken was salvageable, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1012,1039,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-food","category-incompetence","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}