Life is like playing a violin solo in public
and learning the instrument as one goes on.
- Samuel Butler.

      When I was just starting to play, not only in public but for
      hire, I got a call from the organizers of a dance festival.
      It was not far from where I lived and I had been going there
      every year. They wanted me to play at the next festival, as
      part of the main act.  They had a piano player lined up,
      someone from Up North whom I'd met and played with a little,
      who I knew would be very good to work with on a date like
      this one. This was going to be my first appearance as part
      of "the main event" at such a festival.
      
      There were two things I knew about this festival which set it
      apart from most of the other ones I went to. One thing was
      that they favored "English Country Dancing" and the program
      would surely feature it. English Country Dance has its own
      repertoire which is distinct from the tunes I played at contra
      and square dances.

      Each dance in English Country Dance requires a specific tune,
      so there's no wiggle room in terms of tune choice. I had
      played some before but I had to sight-read from books as I
      didn't know any of the tunes.  The piano player was very
      experienced and would be able to help me get through it. I
      would basically be one step above faking it, at least during
      the English Country Dance part of the program.  But I had
      done it before and had been able to bluff my way through, so
      to speak.
      
      The other thing about this festival was that they maintained
      an "open stage" policy. Their thinking, with which I agreed,
      was that the local players who made their dance happen week
      in and week out should not be excluded from playing on the
      stage at the big once-a-year festival.  Rather than hiring
      a band, the festival would  hire a  fiddle player or two and
      a couple of accompanists and leave a lot of chairs on the
      stage for anyone who shows up. And it worked.  The music was
      always good and the local musicians got some well-earned
      recognition.

      I did not let either of these things stand in my way. I had
      successfully handled the occasional English set before. I
      knew the piano player to be solid, and if the sheet music
      would be available I could fake through a couple of sets.
      The open stage thing, well I'd been to this festival and seen
      it work. That's how I got my stage time in those days,
      by relying on the kindness of strangers. So heck yeah, I told
      them, I'll be there. Just be sure to spell my name right on
      the posters.

      The festival would start bright and early on Saturday.  I
      blew into town the night before because a friend of mine was
      playing in the area with his band. I went to their show and
      hung out with them afterwards.
      
      Saturday at the festival site I found my accompanist and met
      the caller.  That is when I learned that the program would be
      basically all English Country Dance. There was another caller
      on the program but they specialized in "singing" square
      dances, which also have specific music requirements. 

      To put that into perspective, I typically carry my repertoire
      around in my head, then and now. At the dances I usually
      play, tune selection is up to the band for the most part.
      That means that I can be sure I am playing tunes I have some
      familiarity with. 

      I was going to have to step pretty far outside my comfort
      zone, repertoire-wise. And I was slated to be the "main"
      player along with the pianist. It meant that this weekend
      would be a white-knuckle ride but I would get to polish up
      my sight-reading skills, anyhow. No pressure.

      Before lunch there were two "workshop" sessions of maybe an
      hour and a half each. The caller would spend some time going
      over the fine points of the dance with the dancers, pointing
      out nuances and whatnot, which gave me time to learn the tune
      with the piano player's help.  They would find the tune and
      play through it quietly, and I would read through it. With
      luck there would be time for me to play it at least once
      through before the caller and dancers were ready for us.

      About that "finding the tune" part. The piano player had
      brought a "library" of English music, six or seven books,
      maybe more, which contained most of the working repertoire.
      The challenge was in knowing which book to look in. The caller
      would name the next dance and which book they thought
      we could find it in. It was like a scavenger hunt. In front
      of an audience. And that was to get to the point of starting
      to learn the tune. In front of an audience.  Who were waiting
      to hear me play it so they could dance. Not to put too fine
      a point on it.

      It was shortly after this that the life-saving "Barnes
      Collection" was published, gathering all the most commonly
      played English Country Dance tunes in one place. It took the
      guesswork out of finding the tunes, at least.

      I don't mind admitting I was a wreck after a couple of hours
      of that. When we broke for lunch I ran off and found a sandwich
      shop with a big coffee pot. I spent the lunch break pep-talking
      myself. Seriously. And drinking coffee. I briefly considered
      and rejected the idea of skedaddling altogether. I didn't
      want my first festival appearance to be my last.  If you
      catch my drift.

      The afternoon consisted of another two or three workshop
      sessions. I made it through them. (I give very effective pep
      talks.) Then there was a dinner break and I guess I ran off
      to recuperate again.  I returned from dinner and saw the
      evening dance program. None of the dances from the workshops
      appeared on it. It would be all new material! More sight-reading.

      If you're waiting for the funny part... the lead up to the
      big evening dance is as close as it gets.  The piano player
      and I took the opportunity to get the music for all the dances
      on the program lined up and we played through some with the
      time we had. As we were doing that one of the local musicians,
      whom I knew, came over and said to me "You know there'll be
      sit-ins. You'll have to play music everybody will be likely
      to know."

      I let that sit there for a few seconds before I said, with
      the calmest deadpan I could muster, "We're not even playing
      music I know. You'll have to talk to the caller about that."

      Later the other caller, the square dance caller, handed us
      the sheet music for a dance saying, "I don't call this exactly
      as it's written."

      I think I didn't say it aloud but I definitely thought
      "Great, now we've gone from sight-reading to mind-reading."

      There is indeed strength in numbers and when a few of the
      local players showed up I felt greatly relieved. We made it
      through the night and the Sunday morning session as well.

      I think that one of the reasons I was successful over the
      course of the weekend was that during my lunch-time pep talk
      I had decided not to let on how much of a panic I was in the
      whole time.

      By way of followup, I got a call from the piano player a few
      weeks later. They'd heard I was planning a trip Up North and
      asked if I would like to join them at a dance while I was in
      the area, along with  the caller from the festival. The three
      of us, together again for the first time.

      I took that as positive feedback. And over the next few
      years I had more occasions to play for English Country
      Dances.  The "Barnes Collection" made it more manageable,
      especially for someone like me who has not committed the
      tunes to memory. But still, I was sight-reading the whole
      time.

      I'm sure I learned a lot that weekend. I'm not sure how to
      articulate all of it, though. Of one thing I'm certain, and 
      take this as a lesson I had to learn the hard way: ask a lot 
      of questions before you take the gig.

      True story.
      

Eyewitness accounts vary, as is typical. But
the lunch-time pep talk may have gone something like this:

Suggested reading:
My First Time at Greenfield
In which I find a new home. Metaphorically speaking.
I Can Quit Whenever I Want To
In which I kick the coffee habit. Until about lunch time.
Full Moon Over Peterborough
In which Bob shows the dancers what he's made of.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen... Grab yer partners!
Caller Bernie Chalk came not to bury Caesar but to do-si-do with him.
Some experience required.
You never forget your first time.
Time Travel!
Return to those days of yesteryear
The $20 Fiddle Tune
We're not in it for the money, but neither do we turn it down.
Is That Guy Okay?
A case of mistaken identity.
Every Fiddle Has a Story...
... but they can't talk.
Mmm, Ham...
In which Pete and I rely on the kindness of strangers.
Not Sure Who Won But I Can Tell You Who Lost
In which I wind up with farm fresh historically accurate Colonial-era egg on my face.
Happy New Year
In which the New Year creeps in on little cat feet.


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