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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a page where you can see three at a time..



"New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you."

- David Letterman




Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.




"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

— Will Rogers



By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet, some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.


Page updated Sep 10, 1999 at 11:19 Email: jens@panix.com

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