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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a page where you can see three at a time..



You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.




THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES

The one who has the gold makes the rules.




So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

— Bertrand Russell



By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet, some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.


Page updated Sep 10, 1999 at 11:19 • Email: jens@panix.com

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