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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and
over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a
page where you can see three at a time..
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it
flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
— Matt Groening
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily
culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet,
some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.
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