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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and
over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a
page where you can see three at a time..
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
-e
Doctor Reubenstein was shocked and dismayed when he answered the
ringing telephone, only to hear a strange, metallic, alien voice say,
"Yasec iovn eilacilla temeg! Nartsa raehoty lnoenoh pelet gnig,
nirehtde rewsnaehn ehw. Deya! Msid! Dnadek cohssaw nietsne buerro,
tcod?
AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it
would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily
culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet,
some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.
Page updated Sep 10, 1999 at 15:19 • Email: jens@panix.com
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Any offensively categorical statements passed off as facts herein should only be construed
as my very opinionated opinions.