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Fortune cookies

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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a page where you can see three at a time..



"Rock journalism is people who can't write, preparing stories based on interviews with people who can't talk, in order to amuse people who can't read"

— Frank Zappa




Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.

— Wernher von Braun




Baruch's Observation:

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.



By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet, some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.


Page updated Sep 10, 1999 at 11:19 Email: jens@panix.com

All content copyright © Jens Johansson 2019. No unathorized duplication, copying, mirroring, archival, or redistribution/retransmission allowed! Basically, no damned unauthorized anything allowed! But then OTOH how the hell could I stop you.. Hmm, I wonder if anyone even reads this small type at the bottom of the page!? Hey, maybe some blinking text would help?? Any offensively categorical statements passed off as facts herein should only be construed as my very opinionated opinions.