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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and
over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a
page where you can see three at a time..
"Rock journalism is people who can't write, preparing stories based on
interviews with people who can't talk, in order to amuse people
who can't read"
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with
nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.
Wernher von Braun
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily
culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet,
some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.
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Hmm, I wonder if anyone even reads this small type at the bottom of the page!? Hey, maybe some would help??
Any offensively categorical statements passed off as facts herein should only be construed
as my very opinionated opinions.