| 2/1 | cream pies |
| 2/2 | Groundhogburgers |
| 2/3 | hairballs |
| 2/4 | beans |
| 2/5 | something disturbing/disturbing things |
| 2/6 | Yerfs |
| 2/7 | trolls |
| 2/8 | bottom quarks |
| 2/9 | thin mint cookies |
| 2/10 | delusions |
| 2/11 | bagpipes |
| 2/11 | chocolate kiss |
| 2/12 | lagkitten |
| 2/13 | superstitions |
| 2/14 | valentines |
| 2/15 | dead roses |
| 2/16 | bottles of beer |
| 2/17 | Voyager 1 frequent flier miles |
| 2/18 | slider/White Castle hamburgers |
| 2/19 | flu germs |
| 2/20 | Ch'rowl Krispies |
| 2/21 | causality violations |
| 2/22 | teddybears |
| 2/23 | bars of soap |
| 2/24 | white chocolate weasels |
| 2/25 | Fennec snax |
| 2/26 | Squirrel scout cookies |
| 2/27 | cooties |
| 2/28 | Empty thread spools |