I have decided on a title for my memoir, Gassy Come Home.
I’m not sure when I will start writing this.
Tag: Deep Thoughts
Deep Thought
Tru dat. (Found on the random internet)
I Just Had a Real Political Insight
I was in an online discussion today about the inaccuracy of the polls, and I noted that one of the issues is that people are no longer answering their phones because of the deluge of robocalls.
And then I made the throw away line:
If Donald Trump Has Promised to Nuke Bangalore to End the Spam Calls, He Would Have Won 48 States.
I just realized that there is a real and deep truth, and I made the point by accident. (Which is probably the only way that I could find a deep insight, I’m kind of shallow.)
Also: If a presidential candidate promises to crack down on robocalls, they will top 400 electoral votes.
Deep Thought
I saw this on the Stellar Parthenon BBS, and I have no clue who came up with this, but this encapsulates this year.
Stating the Obvious
When hospitals are owned by large financial firms, medical facilities charge a lot more to provide healthcare.
I have said it many times, there is no industry for which the application of high finance will not make things worse.
Deep Thought
If I had greeted a random vendor at our offices with a Vulcan salute, people would have thought that I had gone completely around the bend.
Now, they not acknowledging how responsible I am being.
They are even thinking that it is kind of cool.
Deep Thought
A Society Is Only As Free As Its Most Troublesome Political Dissident
The essay is worth a read, but the hed pretty much says it all.
Deep Thought
If Corporations Are Legal People, Then Most of Them Need to Be Committed to a Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
The Worst Monday of the Year
F%$# Daylight F%$#ing Savings F%$#ing Time.
Any politician who comes out against DST, will get my serious consideration.
Deep Thought
Senior managers should NEVER use the word, “RAZMATAZZ” in a business context.
That is all.
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What the Performers at the Superbowl Should Do
Go down on one knee, and sing the Star Spangled Banner.
F%$# the cowardly owners, and f%$# Trump.
How Utterly Appropriate
There is a meme going around the internet, that your rap name is “Lil” plus your allergy.
That would make me, “Lil Eggplant,” which in fact should be my rap name.
Deep Thought
I hypothesize that aliens not contacted us because they have intercepted the broadcast of our televangelists, and they are trying to figure out whether or not we are an elaborate hoax.
Seriously, if your only exposure to the planet earth is our television, particularly Sunday morning programming, whether it be Pat Robertson or Chuck Todd, you would have to conclude that this is all some intricate prank, and a rather cruel one at that.
Deep Thought
In court at Trial by Fire, where various awards were given, I was sitting in front of a couple who had two pugs.
It was hot, so the dog was panting, and the dog seemed to be asthmatic, so he sounded like a steam locomotive.
Deep Thought
Political consultants are paid a percentage of what is spent on advertisements, so the more efficient they are, the less money they make.
This is very much of like the US healthcare system.
Deep Thoughts
The coldest place on the face of the earth is a grocery store after you run in from the parking lot on a torrential downpour.
Deep Thought
H/t DC at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.
Deep Thought
I think that my car is getting more miles per gallon of gas than my colon.
Deep Thought
What pronoun do you use for a transgendered ship?
Deep Thought
I’m trying to figure out a way to comment on the rapidly accumulating major f%$# ups by Donald Trump and his Evil Minions™.
I’m think that every time I refer to a Trump-related scandal, I should append the phrase, “and zombies,” to the end.
So, it would be, “Russiagate, and zombies,” and “Jared Kushner’s business dealings, and zombies,” or, “Anything involving Betsy Devos, and Zombies.”
I would appreciate comments from my reader(s) about this.
Also, I would be much obliged for any suggestions for alternate phrases.