Someone has come up with a Jewish Space Laser Agency T-shirt:
Only S20.00 on Teepublic.
I am amused.
Here’s how this is gonna go, Klan of Green Gables.
Your little stunt is going to get you all sorts of praise from the stupid, racist cult zombie horde folks who attacked the Capitol two weeks ago.
It’s also going to get you laughed out of Congress, because you’re a joke.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) January 21, 2021
The QAnon Congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor Greene, submitted articles of impeachment against Joe Biden, because ……… OK, I have no desire to figure out what is going on in that head, thank you very much.
In response, Jo from Jersey, who has been, “Blocked by Chachi,” tagged her as “Klan of Green Gables.”
I wish that I had thought of that slam.
The Onion, from 2000:
BELGRADE–Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy.
“We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there,” Kostunica said. “The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region.”
Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is refusing to recognize the nation’s Nov. 7 election results, to “let the democratic process take its course.”
Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved soon.
Note the highlighted date.
The Onion has been predicting the future for 32 years now.
'Due to Covid-19 travel restrictions, this year the United States were forced to organise the coup d'état at home.'
— Paolo Sandro (@PaoloSandro2) January 6, 2021
This tweet is so grim, and so cynical, and so funny, that I initially thought it was Russian.
Scott Morrison Isn’t the Australian Trump — He’s a Margaret Thatcher Tribute Band
I do not know enough of Australian politics to know that this is true, but it is a wonderful turn of phrase.
Congratulations @PeteButtigieg! From roads to rail, there is so much to be done and I’m looking forward to working with you! I know you will bring both your big ideas & your local government experience to the job. John & I look forward to welcoming you & Chasten to Washington.
— Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar) December 15, 2020
Now this is an award worthy sub-tweet.
I am amused. It’s both a well deserved take-down, deeply nasty, and does not involve chucking office supplies at subordinates.
As I dislike both the author of the tweet and its subject intensely, I am simply amused.
Officials Warn Defunding Police Could Lead To Spike In Crime From Ex-Officers With No Outlet For Violence
Nostramadus has nothing on The Onion.
So Bye-Bye, Mr Ajit Pai. You Drove Our Policy Into the Levee and We Still Wonder Why
FCC Chairman Pai has announced that he will be resigning from the organization to spend more time lobbying for fat cat clients.
There’s a lot of work going into 10 page memos on why putting poor people into wood chippers is a bad idea, because some of the “Obama people” economists are obsessed with the idea after CBO scored it well.
— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) November 20, 2020
I know that this is snark, but I can think of no better metaphor for the Democratic Party establishment (There is no Democratic Party establishment).
Loretta Donelan explains that it’s unfair to forgive student loan debt, because if it is, “How Will I Have An Automatic Advantage Over My Peers?”
Recently, I’ve heard a lot of politicians talking about cancelling everyone’s student loan debt. Some people are for it, some people are against it, some people already paid off their loans and don’t want others to have better lives than them, but there’s one thing that no one is talking about: if all my peers’ student loan debt is cancelled, how will I personally have an automatic advantage over them?
It’s maybe a 5 minute read, and it is hysterical.
It was inevitable that this would happen. I first saw this on Facebook.
The juxtaposition of Trump, and Bruno Ganz’s portrayal of Hitler is sublime:
I think we should form another branch of government just so Democrats can find a way to also lose that.
— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) November 3, 2020
I can’t even………
This is not just the best response to the debates, it’s the best possible response to the debates:
That debate was the worst thing I’ve ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) September 30, 2020
That being said, Weird Al Yankovic is a pretty close second:
It’s actually pretty impressive that he got together a song based on the actual event in such a short time.
This take-down is a truly a thing of beauty.
It’s indisputable that Kamala and Beau took on the big banks as aggressively as the Obama/Biden administration. https://t.co/q450YROxBs
— Jesse Eisinger (@eisingerj) August 11, 2020
In case you have been living in a cave, the Obama Administration’s response to the endemic fraud and corruption by the banksters are best described by the legal term, “Nolle prosequi.”
Great Touring Bike Deals Coming To An Estate Sale Near You, Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Hopes To Welcome 250,000
There are going to be thousands, if not tens of thousands, of Covid-19 infections directly from this get-together, and then everyone will drive home, carrying it back to their communities.
If you are looking for a cheap Harley, you may want to wait a few weeks.
H/t DC at the Steller Parthenon BBS.
Congress Approves Defense Relief Funding For Americans To Receive Stimulus Aircraft Carrier
[Senate Majority Leader Mitch] McConnell added that should Americans need to pay rent, they can always sell their aircraft carriers to the Saudi government.
When someone passes a certain level of both inhumanity and irrelevance, they end up on my list of They Who Must Not Be Named.
Well, Ellen Degeneris has now crossed that threshold in a sufficiently egregious way that not only is she on they list, but, She also has been memed by The Onion:
Ellen: ‘I Never Intended To Make Staff Feel Unsafe By Wearing A Bloodied Ram Skull And Stalking Them With A Hatchet’
This is a level of screwing the pooch that approaches some sort of twisted dog bordello.