Congress Approves Defense Relief Funding For Americans To Receive Stimulus Aircraft Carrier
[Senate Majority Leader Mitch] McConnell added that should Americans need to pay rent, they can always sell their aircraft carriers to the Saudi government.
Brilliant.
When someone passes a certain level of both inhumanity and irrelevance, they end up on my list of They Who Must Not Be Named.
Well, Ellen Degeneris has now crossed that threshold in a sufficiently egregious way that not only is she on they list, but, She also has been memed by The Onion:
Ellen: ‘I Never Intended To Make Staff Feel Unsafe By Wearing A Bloodied Ram Skull And Stalking Them With A Hatchet’
This is a level of screwing the pooch that approaches some sort of twisted dog bordello.
Republicans Ridicule Democrats For Caring As Little About Sexual Assault As They Do
It’s funny because it is true.
Also, Biden should release his Senat records at the University of Delaware.
Tara Reade claimed to have filed a contemporaneous complaint, and it should be in Biden’s records.
Federal Reserve To Infuse Wall Street With $500 Billion Worth Of Cocaine
The full broadcast is below:
Poll Finds Bloomberg Trailing among Young Black Males He’s Already Thrown in Prison
It is really depressing that a parody news site has more journalistic integrity than most of the main stream media.
There are times that it appears to be the only real news source in America, as evidenced by this headline:
Washington Post’ Impeachment Critic Gives Insipid Day One Inquiry 2 Out Of 5 Andrew Johnsons
I would note that The Onion‘s article is really not that different from some press coverage calling the impeachment hearings a “snoozer”.
Seriously, what the f%$# is wrong with the journalism schools?
It’s a parody of click bait sites (Buzzfeed, etc.), and they just published an article titled, “I’m Sick Of Busting My Ass Doing Neo-Nazi Stuff Only To Have Some Masked Antifa Dweebs Get Credit As The Real Fascists.”
It mocks so many things on so many levels so very ably.
I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
Heh.
Fire Ants Are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians And Convert Them To Homosexuality
Unfortunately, it’s parody, but with a little bit of work, we could turn it into a religion.
Don’t laugh ……… It worked for L. Ron Hubbard.
But I wish that this was reality:
Calling My Representative Wasn’t Enough, So I F%$#ed His Wife
Once again, reality is insufficient.
Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On Phone With Insurance Company
As an aside, this is the real problem with ObamaCare.
Basically, the ACA brings in John Dillinger to supervise bank security.
USS North Carolina Attack Sub Retrofitted with LGBTQ-Friendly Toilets