You may not be aware, but I have a nemesis.
The Perry the Platypus to my Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz was RP the Cat, the smartest, fastest, and most ferocious representative of the species Felis silvestris catus that I have ever met.
In late 2011, I caught one of the colony of feral cats in the area with the goal of adopting it.
It was RP the cat, and much mayhem ensued, all of which involved much blood loss on my part.
She, we later saw her with her litters, found a way to get into and out of the house
When we adopted cats from the Humane Society, RP came into the house and ate the cat food, a fact that we verified with a time lapse camera.
At this point, Charlie named the cat Rodentia Phage, eater of rodents, RP for short, though after my escapades with the cat, RP came to stand for Ravage and Pillage.
We were unamused with the situation, as RP brought in things from the outside, most notably fleas.
At this point, this cat came to be my great white whale.
So, I set up a “Have a Heart” trap that fed into a cat cage (about 1m x 1.5m x 1m), and when that did not work because RP knew not to step on the touch plate, so I used more computing power than was used to put Neil Armstrong on the moon to improve the cat.
It worked, but I never managed to tame her, and eventually I slipped up, and she got out, and she was in the house, but had forgotten how to get out, so for the next 5 years she was in the house skulking around and successfully evading us.
Two days ago, we noticed some blood on the couch, and after examining our cats, realized that it had to be RP.
I searched, and found her in an awful state, barely able to move, with a wound on her neck and trouble breathing.
She was feeble enough that I could catch her and get her to the vet.
The diagnosis was that it was an abscess that went septic, and there was nothing that could be done, so we had her put to sleep.
Valhalla has added its most hard core new resident.
I will be downing a bourbon in her honor tonight.
What follows is a list, in chronological order of my interactions with, and reflections about, RP the cat:
- It Appears that I Do Have Time to Bleed
- All that Blood, So Little Cat
- I have a Cat Infestation
- Who Knew that I Would Be the Proprietor of a Cat House?
- This is Not Going to End Well………
- Well, I got the Cat Trap Together
- No Cat in Trap Yet………
- How I Vanquished the RP!
- Light Posting Tonight
- Moar Katnip, or the Dog Gets It!
- An Old Home Remedy that Worked for Me