Not Enough Bullets………

It turns out that there is a scam going on at Disney World, wealthy mothers are hiring handicapped people to masquerade as family members to allow their kids to cut in line:

They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.

The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day.

“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.

“You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.”

The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.

I wonder if moral turpitude is a reason to call in child protective services, because these kids are going to grow up to completely f%$#ed up sociopaths if they stay with those parents.

2 comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    The only "good" thing here is that some disabled people are finally making some money. Disabled people are amongst the poorest folks in the land and, with a 70% unemployment rate, the poorest prospects for economic betterment.

    Of course, if any media umbridge appears, it'll be to chastise "those over entitled cripples."

  2. While most of my disapproval is directed towards the self-entitled parents and the agency, the peoplewho are selling, sorry, "renting" their disability access are to blame a well.

    This is morally and functionally identical to taking money for a handicapped packard fire parking.

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