Toronto Has Officially Jumped the Shark

You know that it’s true, because Florida, home of the hanging chad and governor Batboy, is now looking down on Canada’s largest city:

A north Florida sheriff has filed drug charges against a local mayor, saying Bradford County “isn’t Toronto.”

Hampton Mayor Barry Layne Moore was arrested Monday afternoon in Polk County on a Bradford County warrant.

Bradford County Sheriff Gordon Smith appeared to draw a comparison between Moore and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has admitted to smoking crack cocaine while he was in a drunken stupor.

Authorities say Moore faces charges of possessing and selling Oxycodone.

Congratulations Toronto, you are now the butt of jokes from Floridians.

Your fall is complete.

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