In what is most certainly not a Count Rugen^* moment, I give you the most depressing headline I’ve seen in quite a while.

It’s about a man who just won the lottery, and decides that he can finally afford to see the doctor:

Man Uses $1m Win To Finally Visit Doctor, Gets Terminal Cancer Diagnosis, Dies Weeks Later

Clearly, the solution to our broken healthcare system is more capitalism.

^*The Princess Bride, watch it, watch it again, and then watch it again.