Baby, It’s Cold Outside

No, really, it’s f%$#ing cold outside.

Specifically, it is about 12° F (-11° C), which I am very much aware of, because I was outside looking at the lunar eclipse.

The weather was perfect for viewing the astronomical event, but it was hell for the person doing the viewing.

After a few minutes outside, a witch’s breasts looks invitingly warm.

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