Sweetie everyone’s already washing their hands five+ times a day, covering their face, not shaking hands + avoiding bars. Not only are we already here, you’re all Muslim. Salam brother. https://t.co/m6MDbyRrWs
— Johana Bhuiyan (@JMBooyah) April 2, 2020
We may be short of ventilators, and toilet paper, and common sense, but the strategic sarcasm reserves remain safe.