
Category: 40yrs
This is Cool
Instead of trainwheels, the bike has a gyro stabilized front wheel.
There are three levels of stabilization, which helps to wean kids off of the need for assisted stabilization gradually.
Too True
It is true on some level.
When I f&^% something up, people are already willing to forgive me.

Live and Learn
I was working with Charlie on his spelling homework, and he has similar words to work with.
One of the pairs was Stationary/Stationery, with the former meaning not moving, and the latter referring to a sheet of paper.
I’ve been spelling both of them -ary my entire life.
Technology Finally Gives Us Something Worthwhile
The toilet dunk proof cell phone:
Most people would shudder at the thought of putting their mobile phones in the dishwasher. This is precisely what Seal Shield invites you to do with its new SEAL CELL handset. Or put it in the sink for a regular clean up.
The phone is water resistant (and not waterproof as we wrote carelessly earlier) and coated with an antimicrobial glaze to reduce mould, mildew and odour build-up. It looks destined mostly for hospital use: Seal Shield specialises in washable IT equipment for the healthcare sector. The company says (http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/seal-shield-announces-worlds-first-dishwasher-safe-cell-phone-80697162.html) it devised the phone to help reduce the risk of worldwide cross contaminations, including H1N1, Norovirus and MRSA.
Win.
I have Pepsi-Syndromed phones, and I look forward to an expansion of this technology.
John Stewart Has Guest Predicting Underwear Bomber
Jon Stewart is amazing.
This video with humorist Calvin Trillin in Junk 19, 2006 predicted the underwear bomber:
My Life Is Less Exciting Than This Sounds
Yesterday, I went to an event for a medieval reenactment group, the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I left without my pants.
The full story is that I went there in street clothes, and changed into period garb there, and somehow or other, the jeans that I wore to the event did not make themselves back into my bag.
I had to pick them up today.
Pretty dull, but that first sentence is intriguing.
If She Were to Bear Keith Richard’s* Child
It would be immortal, and might have super powers:
A Sturgis woman had a blood-alcohol level of .708 percent, possibly a state record, when she was found earlier this month behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle parked on Interstate 90, according to Meade County State’s Attorney Jesse Sondreal.
A South Dakota Highway Patrol trooper discovered Marguerite Engle, 45, on Dec. 1 passed out behind the wheel of a delivery truck reported stolen in Rapid City.
Her blood-alcohol level was almost nine times South Dakota’s legal limit of .08 percent.
Checks with local and state labs where blood-alcohol levels are tested suggest Engle’s reading may be the highest ever recorded in South Dakota, Sondreal said.
Sondreal said a state chemist recalled a sample that tested .53, but nothing higher, in his more than 30 years on the job.
By way of comparison, LD50 for alcohol, the number at which 50% of the subjects die, is 0.40% BAC.
*Richards’ abuse of a myriad of substances is legendary, and his continued survival therefore puzzling. This led the comic Bill Hicks to say that, “I picture nuclear war and two things surviving: Keith and cockroaches!“
Quote of the Day
All other things being equal, the progress of the health care reform debate is looking good for me personally because I had invested heavily in futures contracts on cross-party histrionic nonsense.
Man, does he have me pegged, and he’s never even heard of me.
Likely Record Snow Today
Well, we’re getting a lot of snow here, it’s still coming down, and the estimate is that it will be in the range of 18-24 inches when all is said and done should beat the December record of 11½ inches in a single day and 14 inches in a 2-day storm, and may actually break the all-time record set in February 2003 in the North American blizzard of 2003 of 28.2 inches if it exceeds what the weatherman are reporting by a bit.
We still have not seen a snow plow on my street, though it has seen the more heavily traveled streets in the area.
Snow is expected to continue until tapering off sometime tomorrow.
[on edit]Not a big deal for me, but with 1 week left to go before American Greed and Conspicuous Consumption day, it looks like this will hammer retailers, because for much of the Eastern seaboard, this weekend is done, and there may still be a lot of closings, etc. on Monday.
Not Enough Bullets: Porsche Cayenne Turbo Edition
So, Morgan Stanley Vice-Chairman Rob Kindler drives a Porsche Cayenne with the License Plate 2BG2FAIL.
Just delightful.
I need to figure out how to go long on pitch forks and torches.
And maybe some rabid ferrets, and ground beef, and honey, and really nasty stinging ants.
But no guns or rope: I oppose capital punishment.
H/t Matt Taibbi
Well, This is One Way to Beat the System
If you order large amounts of coinage via credit card, the US Mint sends it to you free of charge, which means that you can turn around and deposit the money in the bank, and, if you have a credit card with reward miles, you still get those miles, for buying money, which you use to pay off the bill:
Enthusiasts of frequent-flier mileage have all kinds of crazy strategies for racking up credits, but few have been as quick and easy as turning coins into miles.
At least several hundred mile-junkies discovered that a free shipping offer on presidential and Native American $1 coins, sold at face value by the U.S. Mint, amounted to printing free frequent-flier miles. Mileage lovers ordered more than $1 million in coins until the Mint started identifying them and cutting them off.
Coin buyers charged the purchases, sold in boxes of 250 coins, to a credit card that offers frequent-flier mile awards, then took the shipments straight to the bank. They then used the coins they deposited to pay their credit-card bills. Their only cost: the car trip to make the deposit.
Neat scam, and as always, the only problem is that I discover it too damn late.
Quote of the Day
This is a first for me, I am quoting a cell phone and a software program:
May I say that it is a defect in Dragon Dictate for iPhone that it regularly interprets ‘Tim Geithner’ as ‘team nightmare’?
—— Reported by J. Bradford Delong, who discovered the subversive nature of Dragon Dictate for the iPhone.
Sometimes I Write Good

FRMV (Recovery & Maintenance Vehicle)

ICV (Infantry Carrier/Combat Vehicle)

MCS (Mounted Combat System, AKA “Light Tank”)
OK, so I was on the by invitation only Stellar Parthenon BBS, and there was a discussion of the first flight of the Airbus A400M, the subject of its merits vs. the C-130 came up, and I noted that it has twice the size and carrying capacity of the C-130, so it can do things that the C-130 can’t like transporting medium combat vehicles in a relatively straightforward manner.
Someone asked if it might not just be easier to design a vehicle to the C-130, and I unleashed a stream of consciousness torrent on transporting an armored fighting vehicle on a C-130 born of my 3 years working on the (now canceled) Future Combat Systems manned ground vehicle program (FCS-MGV).
I got some attaboys, so I figured that it needed to be shared and I thought that it needed to be shared, with some minor cleanup and added footnotes ……… lots ……… and lots ……… and lots of footnotes:
I spent 3 years trying to get the now-canceled “20-ton class” (about 30T when I left)* Future Combat Systems Recovery and Maintenance Vehicle (FRMV) into a f%$#ing C-130.
It rolled off the aircraft with the combat utility of a Hummvee with about 5 gallons of fuel in it.†
On a brand new vehicle, specifically designed to fit on the C-130, you had to pull off all the armor, the antennas and communications boxes‡, the guns§, squat the suspension, and even then you had to use 3 sortees to transport 2 vehicles…Only the real number for vehicles was likely closer to 5 when you count consumables like fuel and a load of ammunition, AND you get a range (assuming no fuel on the far end) of about 200 miles.¥
The Stryker barely fits in a C-130, and has to be reassembled on the other end (though to a slightly lesser degree), and it really cannot carry the advertised amount of troops, unless you are fielding the midget anorexic brigade.Ø
For a medium (17T<x<35T empty weight without ammunition or fuel) vehicle, you can’t get it on a C-130 without taking the motherf%$#er apart.
The C-130 can do a lot of things, but it was never designed to transport anything much larger than a 2-1/2 ton military truck.
Jeebus….I had forgotten how much the bulls%$# specifications for that pissed me off, even 3 years later.
I worked with some really top notch people, and no one beneath the senior management types thought that it could be made to work. The joke was ……… OK, my joke was ……… that if you could convert cynicism into fuel, we could power the state of Pennsylvania.
The program was doomed from the start, even without the clusterf%$# that was the lead system integrator (LSI) model of development and procurement.
*The recovery vehicle had to be at least as heavy as the heaviest variant, because otherwise it could not reliably winch that vehicle out of a ditch.
†One of the central ideas between operating the FCS-MGV was that the FRMV would be the first in, because it had a crane, which you needed to put the f%$#ing vehicles back together again, so you would be the first into a potentially hot LZ, without gun, a little 25mm grenade launcher, or armor.
‡Remember, the core idea of the Future Combat Systems is that the network is so capable that you can use information awareness to defeat the enemy with lighter vehicles, only you roll off the C-130 blind, deaf, and dumb.
§In our case, the little pop up 25mm grenade launcher, for the howitzer version, and the anti-tank gun version, the guns stayed on.
¥It might have been 300 miles, I’m working from memory, and the army used the numbers that Lockheed Martin gave out for the aircraft, but he USAF maintained that you could not operate the aircraft at those weights, so it was a clusterf%$# from the start anyway. That being said, even using the Army’s/Lockheed’s numbers, it was faster to drive a unit of actionß that distance than it was to dissemble the vehicles, ship them there, and reassemble them after the requisite few hundred sorties were completed.
ßYeah, as part of this, they felt it was necessary to rename the “brigade” and call it a “unit of action”, I guess because it sounded snazzy, and it would impress the budget weenies.
ØIt should be noted that tracked vehicles are actually slightly more space efficient than an equivalent wheeled vehicle though, since you need more clearance around the wheels in order to accommodate their range of motion when steering, something that you don’t need with a tracked vehicle, which steers by differential speeds between the treads, the troop variant, the Infantry Carrier Vehicle (ICV), actually carried a crew of 2 and 9 troops, which compared favorably to the 3+6 carried by the Bradley IFV.€
€Of course, if you put a completely remote controlled turret on a Bradley, and there are at least a half dozen of them on the market, and eliminated the gunner, you could get a full 9 man squad, just the the ICV.
If Southerners Do Not Want To Be Cast As Ignorant Bigots
Then when people try to ban atheists from sitting on the city council, the response should be a question along the lines of, “Are you on drugs?”:
North Carolina’s constitution is clear: politicians who deny the existence of God are barred from holding office.
Opponents of Cecil Bothwell are seizing on that law to argue he should not be seated as a City Council member today, even though federal courts have ruled religious tests for public office are unlawful under the U.S. Constitution.
Voters elected the writer and builder to the council last month.
“I’m not saying that Cecil Bothwell is not a good man, but if he’s an atheist, he’s not eligible to serve in public office, according to the state constitution,” said H.K. Edgerton, a former Asheville NAACP president.
It should be noted that H.K Edgerton flipped out some time ago, and can now can be found at Civil War reenactments wearing a Confederate uniform and waving a Confederate flag.
There is a point where you treat “Gums, the village idiot”* as “Gums, the village idiot,” or, by taking him seriously, you become a village of idiots.
*Virtual Kewpie doll for anyone who gets the reference.
Something To Blow Up, Burn Up, and Make Mayhem With
When I was a young lad, fresh out of college, I came across some bad influences in my life, and they introduced me to the Peeps® sacrifice. (Hi Cris, Hi Tom)
The marshmallow birds were immolated with lighter fluid, dismembered with axes, run over by a 1973 Ford Malibu, and all manner of heinous violence was done against them.
When they brought me into their perverse observances, I had just one question, “Have you ever tried SolidOx Pellets?”
They knew not of this little bit of (now unfortunately discontinued) Hardware Store fun.
SolidOx pellets were (The product appears to have been discontinued) basically Sodium Perchlorate with some fiberglass and Manganese Dioxide to have them burn in a controlled manner. They were associated with an oxyacetylene (might have been oxy-propane) torch, and you were supposed to strike them like a match, and then toss them into a pressure tank, where they would supply oxygen, without the bother of actually storing pressurized oxygen.
What I had discovered in my teens was that they burn ferociously, making both much light and much heat along with the oxygen (and a fair amount of smoke).
The end effect is rather similar to what you see on shows like MythBusters when they work with thermite, and it will burn its way through relatively thin sheet metal, as many a destroyed cheap hibachi can attest to.
In any case, the “coven” of Peeps® sacrifice knew not of SolidOx pellets, and thus I was their path to new enlightenment.
We applied the holy pellets to all forms of Peeps®, as well as one rather ratty and very old pillow, which had through the juxtaposition of degraded stuffing and hair oils achieved a wondrously explosive finale (thanks for the Pillow, Diana).
Looking back on it, I’m surprised that I am typing this with all 10 fingers.
Please note that I have not been paid, nor receaved any products of schwag from Just Born® or any of their agents, though, if they would like to send me some of their goodies, I would be most grateful.
The official press release from Just Born® follows after the break.
PEEPS & COMPANY™ TO OPEN ITS FIRST RETAIL STORE IN NATIONAL HARBOR, MARYLAND – 07/14/2009
Bethlehem, PA, July 8, 2009 –Just Born, Inc., maker of PEEPS®, MIKE AND IKE®, HOT TAMALES®, TEENEE BEANEE® and PEANUT CHEWS® candies, is pleased to announce that it will open its first retail store, PEEPS & COMPANY™, at National Harbor, Maryland. In addition to its great tasting candy, PEEPS & COMPANY™ will offer an array of high-quality branded items such as apparel, gear, china and toys within a fun, branded retail location.
Slated to open this fall, PEEPS & COMPANY™ will be located at the very center of National Harbor’s dynamic main plaza and the branded environment will be custom designed by the Chicago Office of RTKL Associates, Inc. Directly in front of the PEEPS & COMPANY™ store is Seward Johnson’s famous statue, The Awakening, along with sweeping views of the beautiful Potomac River. The store’s location is at a converging point for residents and thousands of visitors arriving by metro bus, car, and ferries, which dock at the piers in front of the store.
In a joint statement, David Shaffer and Ross Born, Co-CEOs of Just Born, commented, “This is a momentous occasion for Just Born, our family of associates, and fans of our candy. For years, we have seen tremendous growth and excitement in our brands, and received many requests for a store in just the right location. In an extensive search, assisted by Cooper Retail Consulting, we selected National Harbor which promises to meet all of our needs.”
National Harbor: Rising from the banks of the Potomac minutes from Washington D.C. and just south of the Woodrow Wilson Bridge in Prince George’s County, MD, National Harbor is a 300-acre, mixed-used development that includes five hotels (including the Gaylord National Resort and Convention Center, the largest such facility on the East Coast), thousands of residential units, tree-lined promenades with scores of shops and offices, a marina and much more. Created by Washington, D.C.-area developer, The Peterson Companies, the project will command a mile and a quarter of the Potomac.
I’m Never Going to Be a Financial Columnist
I just cannot deal with the dress code.
Henry Blodget asks the burning question, “Does Reuters Make Felix Salmon Dress Like Willy Wonka?“
Felix Salmon comments on this on Twitter, Twitpic, and you can see a related video on BNN.
It appears that he decided to “put on the dog,” for the interview on the video.
From the Annals of the Thoroughly Unsurprising
Researchers, looking to “compare men who watch porn with those who haven’t encountered it,” have hit a snag.
They have been unable to find any men who haven’t sampled pr0n:
“We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,” the Telegraph reported Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse as saying.
“[But] we couldn’t find any.“
I was thinking that they might want to contact members of the Amish community, and then I went to google images, and typed in “hot Amish chicks“. (NSFW)
You Learn New Things Every Day
It turns out that “Going Rogue” is British slang for unprotected anal sex.
Well, that explains a lot.
Washington Post Pundit Contest Winner Update
They have made a selection, it’s Kevin Huffman, who, as the Wonkette notes, is not exactly going to shake things up:
He appears to be nothing more than a composite of all preexisting Washington Post op-ed writers, yet somehow even whiter. Synergy!
(emphasis mine)
Background on my unsuccessful application for the contest here.













