Category: Consumer Electronics

This is Our Dystopian Future

Couldn’t adjust my air conditioning today because my thermostat was offline. The future is amazing! pic.twitter.com/hlMgaImAiz

— Adam Driscoll (@adamdriscoll) May 31, 2016

People in tech talk about the “Internet of Things” all the time.

They think it will make our lives a paradise.

I think that it will mean that the technology will be less reliabl.

I am also not particularly keen on my regrigerator spying on me when I raid it at 1 in he morning. 

I want to be alone with my fruit stuffed pasties, thank you very much.

H/t naked capitalism.

F#$@ Autocorrect

I am sending a text to She Who Must be Obeyed about getting a dorm fridge to our daughter, and future Tony Award winning actress, Natalie.

She wanted to get it here, and then schlep it up.

I thought that we could find something cheaper in the greater New York City area, so while commuting, I did a web search, and found something quite competitive less than a mile from her school.

What’s more, the have free delivery.

It seemed like a winner to me, but when I attempted to text her that there was a better alternative in Manhattan, what I actually sent said, “Found cheaper fridges in lesbianism.”

Lesbianism?!?  Seriously?!?

I am SO ready for Babel Fish enabled cell phones.

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Not a Big Fan of Apple Products…




But I have to give props to some of the people who makes cases for the iPhone.
Here we have:

Among others.

It’s amusing, but the iPhone is still an over-priced, over-restricted product of a control freak who wants to tell its user community just how they are supposed to use their own phones.

Because of the uniformity of the product, Android phones come in all shapes and sizes, it’s something that you will find the variety of accessories of this type in a phone ecosystem that is freer.

Posting From the Road

In preparation for a long Thanksgiving drive, I decided to set up my new phone, a Samsung Epic 4G, to tether to my laptop.

It turns out that it’s disabled by Sprint, unless you want to pay an additional $30.00/month for the privilege.

Luckily, the phone is an Android™, and not, for example, an iPhone™, so:

  • I turned on USB debugging mode.
  • Downloaded an application to root the phone.
  • Unzipped the file.
  • Ran a batch file.
  • Downloaded Google’s Android-Wifi-Tether to the phone, and installed it.
  • Set up the name and password.
  • Turned off USB debugging mode.

So, now I am posting this to you through my cell phone’s WiFi connection on my laptop while on I-295.*

In any case, this reveals how a more open architecture than the Apple/iPhone can let one take full advantage of the capabilities of the phone that you actually paid for.

Sweet, though I still think that Android’s Calendar is kind of weak.

In any case, I am posting this from my laptop in  moving car, and theoretically, we could have up to 4 devices attached.

My thoughts on the phone:

  • The display is positively stunning.
  • The touch screen, which does not require a stylus, is still not completely comfortable to me.
  • Having actual multi-tasking is useful, though one has to be careful to not allow something in the background that will kill the battery.
  • The keyboard is very nice.
  • The camera is nice.
  • Reception is much better than my Palm.
  • 4G coverage is kind of spotty, but it is still being built out by Sprint.
  • Posting to the blog from the phone is still a pain, which is one of the reasons that I am tethering the laptop to the phone.  The other reason is so that we could watch Youtubes and the Macy’s Parade.
  • Having real GPS on the phone, as opposed to cell tower triangulation, is wonderful.
  • Wifi mode chews the battery something fierce.  If you don’t have it plugged in when using it, you won’t get much time.

*No, I m not driving, my wife is.  I may be crazy, but I am not stupid.

Our Annoying World

My old Palm OS™ phone is wearing out, the keyboard is no longer working, so I got an upgraded phone, a Samsung Epic.

Now I have to teach myself a completely new OS, android, for my phone, and figure out how to sync it with Outlook.

It’s an impressive phone though.

It happens every time I upgrade my phone.

IP and Protecting the Incumbent Players

Once again, the Obama administration has gone for a maximalist position on IP, and they are looking at making radio stations start paying license fees to performers, aka a “public performance right”:

The recording industry scored a significant victory today with news that the Obama administration will provide its “strong support” for the Performance Rights Act. The bill would force over-the-air radio stations to start coughing up cash for the music they play; right now, the stations pay songwriters, but not the actual recording artists.

I will say that this is a basically fair, since web broadcasters, satellite radio have to pay these fees, and the status of Radio is a historical artifact dating back something like 70 years.

The record distributors love this, and the radio stations (rather unsurprisingly) hate this law.

This, in and of itself, is neither surprising, nor particularly interesting to me.

What is interesting is that the RIAA is trying to cut a Verizon/Google type deal on this:

Music labels and radio broadcasters can’t agree on much, including whether radio should be forced to turn over hundreds of millions of dollars a year to pay for the music it plays. But the two sides can agree on this: Congress should mandate that FM radio receivers be built into cell phones, PDAs, and other portable electronics.

The Consumer Electronics Association, whose members build the devices that would be affected by such a directive, is incandescent with rage. “The backroom scheme of the [National Association of Broadcasters] and RIAA to have Congress mandate broadcast radios in portable devices, including mobile phones, is the height of absurdity,” thundered CEA president Gary Shapiro. Such a move is “not in our national interest.”

This is really pretty absurd. If you have an MP3 player, you can play the song that you want, and not tune into the repetitive crap that comes out of the increasingly conglomerate dominated commercial FM airwaves, though I could see listening to a sporting event.

On a deeper level though, this is profoundly disturbing, because it shows how blatant the incumbents in various segments of our society have become in divvying up the spoils through as privileged participants in the legislative process.

If people really want to change the tenor of Washington, they should start by taking on this sort of corruption head on, and get to Republicans and Democrats calling each other names later.

My New Toy

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My new laptop, the Gateway NV7915u.

It’s more of a desktop replacement that can be transported to stationary locations than a laptop per se. It’s rather boat-anchorish, but that is what I am looking for.

It booted up fine, and I’ve been purging the crapware, particularly the Norton demo. (Friends don’t let friends put Norton on their machines)

In any case, here are pictures.

For Corporate Stress Relief


Apply to the………

I was in the drug store, and walked by where they have all those odd things that you see on afternoon TV, and saw the Thera Pen Massager.

It’s a pen with a rubber cap on the end, and when pressure is applied, it vibrates, like, you know, a vibrator.

I can see it being used for stress relief, but I kind of figure that the illustrations shown here don’t refer to where it might be more likely used.

BTW, if someone asks to borrow your pen, tell them to wash it before they return it.

Economics Update

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Decline in job openings since 2007
h/t Zero Hedge

The US trade deficit grew by 9.7% in November, largely on the recent run up in oil prices.

The National Federation of Independent Business’s small business optimism index fell for the 2nd straight month in December, indicating that the small business segment is still not ready to start hiring.

In central bank land, the yield on 30-year treasuries fell again, indicating an expectation that rates would remain low, while in China, the central bank raised the reserve requirement for banks by 50 basis points.

In energy, oil continues to fall on the promise of warmer weather.

In currency, the dollar rose, both on investor jitters, and on the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia President being a complete moron and talking up rate hikes. (more on this later)

Neat Tech That Won’t Be Going Into Aviatiion

Dyson, the company that uses a centrifugal separator in its vacuum cleaner, has another piece of neat tech, a Bladeless fan that works on the Coanda effect.

It’s a really interesting concept, if you don’t mind spending $299.99 for a 10″ freaking table top fan.

In any case, Bill Sweetman notes that this technology might have application for a VTOL aircraft, though, as he notes this concept is very close to the ejector lift concept that has failed abysmally when it has been tried.

For quieting a fan, it might work, for generating lots of thrust for VTOL, I’d wait for more tests.

I am a Complete Moron

I spent 2 hours today trying to get a video of my daughter off a DVD that my neighbor, Michelle took of Natalie singing when she was at North Bay camp with her middle school class last year.

I kept getting parity and read errors, I tried a dozen utilities, with no luck….Then it hit me.

How about Cleaning the Fracking DVD?????

After about 30 seconds with a cloth for cleaning eyeglasses, the videos were on my hard drive.

As the saying goes, “ない愚かさはない薬です”.*

*Pronounced in Japanese, “baka ni tsukeru kusuri wanai”, which means, “There is no medicine for stupidity.”

I, for One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords

Honda has developed a EEG based controller for its Asimo robot.

It’s currently has a, “90% success rate at recognizing and then carrying out four commands,” so the capability for “mind reading” is really pretty rudimentary, but it is of interest.

Of course, it is only a matter of time before our robot friends become our robot masters, and this technology is used to monitor and punish us, so it’s the end of humanity.

On the bright side, if our new lords and masters look like the bottom picture, it will take some of the sting off the soulless regime which will soon dominate our existence.

Noting that the date has flipped to April 1, let me state that the story is not an April Fools gag, though obviously I am milking the news for laughs.

Economics Update


Your Scary Pic of the Day, Courtesy of Calculated Risk

So, today is the day for new jobless claims, and U.S. jobless claims rose by 9000 to 654,000, which is not a new record, though the continuing claims number of 5.317 million, which was a new record.

Well, we are seeing more in the way of rate cuts world wide, with the European Central Bank approaching 0% interest rates by stealth, using their deposit rate now at ½%, as opposed to their benchmark rate, now at 1½%, by lending like a madman, and the the Swiss central bank cut its benchmark rate to ¼% in an effort to keep the Franc from appreciating against other currencies, so the zero interest rate contagion is spreading.

And the consumer is still on vacation with retail sales falling by 0.1% in February, and it’s seen as a sign of progress, because the experts were expecting a fall of 0.5%.

It’s no wonder that retail sales are falling, as U.S. household net worth fell at a record pace in 4Q 2008, $5.1 trillion for the quarter and $11.2 trillion for the year, and this was accompanied by the first drop, at a 2% annual rate, in household debt ever.

These numbers are not surprising. With house prices down, and a foreclosures rising 30% year over year, and 6% month to month in February, it just makes sense to economize.

Interestingly enough, even though foreclosures continue to increase, mortgage rates fell this week, largely on the expectation of little in the way of inflationary pressures because of the weak economy.

We also have two bits of WTF today, with yet another bank, this time Bank of America saying that it made a profit in the first two months of the year, while not counting its losses in the big sh&^pile.

Additionally, S&P has downgraded General Electric from AAA to AA+, which, until the last year or so, I always thought was a sign of the economic apocalypse.

In energy, oil is up. largely on the retail sales report.

In currency, the dollar is up, largely on the aforementioned Swiss rate cuts.