Question, which of these 4 don’t belong:
- HIV.
- Herpes.
- Gonorrhea.
- A condo in Surfside, Florida.
Answer: Number 3, Gonorrhea, because you can get rid of Gonorrhea.
Category: Tasteless
OK, This is Funny.
It’s cruel, and crass, but today’s joke from Least I Could Do is really damn funny.
I would argue that of the Prince Philip funereal jokes, this one is the best.
To state the blatantly obvious, it’s funny to make jokes about creatng a fake Tinder profile for Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor, but it is most assuredly NOT funny to actually make such a profile on Tinder.
It is even less funny to make a fake Grindr profile for Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor.
As an aside, does anyone know that the statute of limitations is for Lèse-majesté laws in the UK?
Deep Thought
When I did that post on German soccer snark, I used Google images to look for Rufus from the animated series Kim Possible for my “Worlds hairiest naked mole rat,” snark.
I searched on the words, “naked mole rat kim possible,” because I had forgot the rats name.
Don’t ever, Ever, search on the the words, “naked mole rat kim possible,” on Google images.
**shudder**
Huh I Did Not Know This
May is International Masturbation Month.
Not a joke.
In honor of this, I have typed this post with one hand.
Worst Marketing Decsion Ever
So, How Was Your Date With Shrek?
H/t DC at the Stellar Parthenon BBS, both for the pic, and the basic joke.
Deep Thought
Yes, I know, it is completely tasteless humor.
Click picture for source.
Deep Thought
There is no oil spill in the Gulf.
BP has just decided to enter the market for sunscreen on a huge scale.
I Know That This Is Offensive………
But I cannot stop laughing.
I Guess That He Picked Up His Understated Taste in America’s Heartland
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Jeebus, it couldn’t be any tackier if you added velvet Elvises
Because, Rush Limbaugh’s former New York City apartment is truly a study of prudence and thrift.
And such a steal, at only $13.95 million dollars.
About the Killer Whale Death
That’s a seal in its mouth
It is clearly a tragedy that a SeaWorld trainer was killed by an Orca.
This is a reminder that when you see someone working with a large predator, whether it is Sigfried and Roy and their tigers, or if it’s SeaWorld’s killer whales, these are still wild animals, and there is danger whenever you interact with a large predator.
The whale, Tilikum, after all, weighs over 6 tons.
One report (at link) has the whale grabbing the trainer, Dawn Brancheau, by pony tail, and the initial coroner’s report lists drowning as the primary cause of death.
That being said, all cetaceans are highly intelligent, social creatures, and it is possible that the death was as a result of a purely social interaction that it did not realize was harmful.
He could simply have been playing the game with a…
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Chum
I am a very bad person.
The Worst Tattoo Ever
Yep, that title aptly descruibes this.
Great googly moogly.
Friday, “Man, that is One Un-Hip Cat” Blogging
Juxtaposing Rudy Giuliani and Nipple Clamps
The Dependable Renegade (completely work safe, but don’t drink while the site loads).
It appears that everyone on the internet can make better jokes than I can.
Tata Motors to Purchase Jaguar
So it appears that Ford will sell Jaguar and Rover to Tata Motors in India.
When I heard about this, I flashed back to the otherwise forgettable movie, Crazy People, in which Dudley Moore plays an advertising man who flips out, and starts writing completely honest ads.
He does one for Jaguar, he does one that goes:
Jaguar… For guys who want handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know (with accompanying “Yes! I want a hand job!” tear off flyers).
Somehow the juxtaposition of Jaguar and Tata leads me to places I should not be going.
Thankfully, a friend helped (thanks Asta), and I can now conclusively say that their next car will be called the…..
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The Bodacious Tata!
Sick Product
I never knew that there was such a thing as a pencil geek, but I found one, and he shows us the world’s most disturbing pencil sharpener.
Truly Tasteless, But I Gotta Post This
It’s funny…Cold and tasteless, but funny.
(H/t trappmountain for finding this)