I fantasize about him being abducted by aliens and made to work in their fulfillment centers as a slave.
That is all.
Category: Deep Thoughts
Deep Thought
Searching for the lid of a Tupperware® container is a lot like Schrodinger’s Cat: It both exists and does not exist until it is found, or not found.
Deep Thought
Only Psychopaths and True Believers Are Willing to Put Up with the Bullshit in Politics, Because There Are More Psychopaths Than True Believers, So the Psychopaths Make the Rules.
It was a throw away line by me at the Stellar Parthenon BBS, in a more general discussion of dysfunctional politics, but it was well received, so I thought that I would share it here.
Deep Thought
H/t DC at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.
Quote of the Day
Think rich people get too many nice things from the government? Raise their damn taxes. Don’t use it as an excuse to make giving nice things to everyone else so complicated that it practically isn’t worth bothering.
This is a most excellent take-down of the over use of means testing of social programs.
It is both morally and fiscally bankrupt.
Yes, I am referring to Hillary Clinton’s objection to Bernie Sanders proposal for free college tuition was the remote possibility that Donald Trumps kids might get a free college education.
The Politics are So Brutal Because the Stakes are So Small
Often said about academe, but also true of community theater, apparently.
The Cat is Right
H/t Erica Wood on Facebook.
This is brilliant.
I Believe that I Have Said this Before, bit it Bears Repeating
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to distinguish between people talking on their cell phone Bluetooth comma and people who have issues with schizophrenia.
Posted via mobile.
Deep Thought
I was at my doctor for a check up, and he told me a Russian proverb that says, “A Husband is a head of the family, but the wife is the neck of the family.”
The head is in charge, but the neck moves the head right, and the neck moves the head left, and the neck moves the head up, and the neck moves the head down.
Posted via mobile.
Deep Thought
I Shouldn’t Have to Say This……..
But if you’re digging a garden, and you find HUMAN REMAINS, you should call the cops.
It doesn’t matter how much work you put into the garden, you CALL THE COPS!
Theater people, huh.
Posted via mobile.
Deep Thought
Deep Thought
H/t DC at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.
A Realistic Airline Seating Chart
If this isn’t your experience, just wait.
I F%$#ing Hate F%$#ing Daylight F%$#ing Savings F%$#ing Time
That is all.
Actually, this post needs a few more f%$#s.
Deep Thought
You Can’t Buy an Election, but You Can Rent It.
No citation, because this one is a Matthew G. Saroff original.
Yes
Booman asks the following about the incoherence Conservative ideology which has been limned by the current Republican contest, “Has it always been more a matter of tribalism and a team mentality?“
This has been another episode of simple answers to simple questions.
H/t Atrios.
Deep Thought
H/t JR at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.
Deep Thought
H/t The Barking Hobbit.
Deep Thought
Sometimes, I think that I make too many Monty Python references.
Then I realize that there is no such thing as too many Monty Python references.