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Dear Egyptian rioters, please don’t damage the pyramids. We will not rebuild. Thank you.
–The Jews
I’m not sure if I should be offended or amused.
If You Are Going to Throw a Superbowl Party…
You have to beat this:
The folks at Epic Meal Time beat the “deep fried cheese steak, wrapped in bacon” from the seminal cartoon Megas XLR.
Reality trumps cartoons, this is wicked cool.
In any case, you have just over a week to come up with something even more (dare I say it?) epic for your Superbowl party.
Get to work, and post it on Youtube, and send me the link.
If You Call Godwin’s Law………
Then you shouldn’t be invoking about every 3 hours or so, as Fox News does.
So says Jon Stewart, so say we all. (Brutally wickedly and funny)
Ouch!
Deep Thought
Identify Your Dog
I guess that this qualifies as Friday cat blogging.
And the Award For Best Cover of an REM Song Using Swear Words by Alvin and The Chipmonks Goes To…
Completely NSFW:
Sharon* Is a Saint
Otherwise, she would have bludgeoned me to death with my own left arm years ago.
Case in point: I was going to bed last night, and my wife smelled something on my breath, and asked, “What were you just eating?”
I replied, “Dulche De Leche Girl Scout cookies ……… but you know something? I don’t think that they taste like they are made with real Girl Scouts.”
She glanced up, and asked, “Have you ever eaten a girl scout?”†
My response was, “I’ve earned my share of Brownie points.“
If I had married a sane woman, I would be dead now, and no jury in the world would convict her.
*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.
†Bless her soul, but double entendres were never her long or her strong suit.
A North Dakota Weather Alert
Not safe for work, but 100% true.
This is Brilliant
Or someone has too much time on their hands.
Or maybe both.
Tweet of the Day
I am a Bad Person
Natalie has an audition for a magnet program this morning, and I suggested that she keep the bling to a minimum, so that she does not distract from her performance.
Then I qualified my statement, saying, “Then again, I am an engineer giving fashion advice, which is a lot like Jared Loughner giving gun safety advice.”
I am not a good person.
I Love The Onion
Too True
Much like in reality, the when the cops realize that he has stolen hundreds of millions of dollars, rather than a few thousand dollars, they realize that they cannot prosecute, just like in real life.
Click picture for full cartoon.
You Have Got to Love Live TV
A late night live TV ad from the 1970s.
I might actually buy the car, it certainly sounds like the guy is telling the truth.
NSFW.
A Perspective on Obama Fanboi
This weeks internet meme appears to be the Xtranormal movie maker:
Watch the top video first.
Not entirely safe for work.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!?
Yes, someone at the CIA has a sense of humor.
They have assigned a group to look at the fallout from Wikileaks cable releases, and they are calling it the Wikileaks Task Force, generally abbreviated as WTF:
The CIA has launched a taskforce to assess the impact of 250,000 leaked US diplomatic cables. Its name? WikiLeaks Task Force, or WTF for short.
The group will scour the released documents to survey damage caused by the disclosures. One of the most embarrassing revelations was that the US state department had drawn up a list of information it would like on key UN figures – it later emerged the CIA had asked for the information.
“Officially, the panel is called the WikiLeaks Task Force. But at CIA headquarters, it’s mainly known by its all-too-apt acronym: WTF.”
Heh.
William Shatner is a Great Actor
At least he is in the right roles:
Your Moment of Sacrilege
Sacreligious, but wicked funny:
Quote of the Day
Courtesy of Jane Hamsher:
It’s hard to “fight” when the head of your party runs his political operation with the emotional maturity of an overheated teenage boy in the latest installment of Twilight.
Positively brutal, but true.
Ms. Hamsher has come to the same conclusion as me, that Barack Obama wants to extend the Bush tax cuts for everyone, because ……… I don’t know why, but my guess is because in his heart of hearts he makes Bill Clinton look like “Red” Ken Livingston.