Category: Funny

The Taiwanese Assesment of Sarah Palin

I’m not sure if it’s the same folks as “Apple Daily,” who did those animations of a prominent golfer who is on my list of They Who Must Not Be Named which Olberman featured prominently, but the style, as well as the cultural sensibilities, seem to be very similar.

I’m not sure if this means that they Don’t understand the United States, or if it means that they Do understand the United States.

If the producers of this video do actually understand us, we are in for a world of hurt as a nation.

Putting Descartes Before the Horse

Not entirely safe for work

It’s not entirely safe fow work, but it is very, very funny.

Me, my philosophy is driven by Marxism, not Karl, but rather the Marx brothers, most notably the brother who never appeared before the camera, though he was on stage, Gummo.

Why do I follow Gummo Marx?

Because if I didn’t who else would.

I will note that I have an affection for Zeppo as well, since he was actually involved in engineering and manufacture, bring the man behind the Marman Clamp, so he is a fellow engineer, after a fashion.

H/t The Big Picture.

Normally, I Do Not Give Investing Advice…


“I’m beginning to think these are regular storms,” he added, “and we have a sh%$#y boat.”

But this proposed strategy actually sounds good:

It has been a profitable first half for Contrarian Partners. Our core investment strategy remains unchanged: to mine the research produced by investment banks every six months to establish consensus trading strategies. Then trade against them.

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In general, though, the advice was reassuringly poor. The markets continue to reward us for listening to the experts – then doing the opposite.

Needless to say, the proposal is tongue in cheek, but the the truth is in there.

The degree to which the “Masters of the Universe” have missed every warning out there, largely because their excessive salaries and bonuses depend on missing warnings, is stunning.

If we were to take the top 100,000 bankers in the world, and send them to North Korean reeducation camps, and pay the DPRK a million dollars to house each one, both the DPRK and the rest of the world would be far better off.

H/t Barry Ritholtz.