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Category: Funny
Chinese Military Unleashes Illegal and Immoral Weapon
See the 3rd eye?
There it is again!!!
It appears that the Chinese Communists are developing genetically engineered furries as super-soldiers.
With no respect for the norms of civilized behavior, they intend to inflict furrie soldiers with mutant 3rd eyes (see top pic) upon an unsuspecting world.
And you know what’s paying for their inhuman efforts?
McDonald’s Happy Meal toys, that’s what.
Every time one of your kids gets happy meal toys, the PLA puts a penny on their evil plans.
They must be stopped!
This Week in God Fruit
Funny, if slightly sacrilegious.
Proof of God’s Existence
He has a Facebook page.
Miss Piggy Singing F$%# the Pain Away
NSFW, but seriously bent in a good way.
Colbert Calls Out Keith Olbermann
Keith left him off his “Worst Person’s” list last night for his mash note to Governor Sanford at the start of the scandal, even as he included Fox News and the Wall Street Journal, and Stephen will not stand for it:
Keith, you know what you have to to, because Stephen Colbert is loaded for…dare I say it???? Bear.
Jon Stewart is a F%$#ing Genius, Part 3.1415926
I’m just saying.
Then again Sarah Palin is pure comedy gold.
Hitler Discovers that Sarah Palin has Resigned
Brilliant!
There may be a time when monkeying around with the subtitles on this scene will grow old, but not yet.
An Editor Needs to be Fried Fired
I May Put a Sarah Palin Bumper Sticker On My Car
Not mine, it was posted on the by invitation only Stellar Parthenon BBS.
Loving Kiwi Admen
Air New Zealand has a new ad campaign called nothing to hide, in which they note that they don’t “tack extra charges on their fares,” and they have flight staff clad only in body paint to demonstrate.
Here is the flight safety video….I guess the in-flight magazine can wait:
Jon Stewart is a F%$#ing Genius, Part e∫ee
John Stewart noting that Dick Cheney is objecting to Dick Cheney’s Iraq pullout plan.
Why We Love The Rude Pundit
Just go read his takdown of Governor Sanford.
It is even better than Jon Stewart’s take-down of the Governor.
Jon Stewart is a F%$#ing Genius, Part 867-5309
Mark Sanford, yet again.
The Atheist Problem
Deep Thought*
Farrah Fawcett died today, when she got to heaven god told her she could have one final wish.
She said she wanted all of the children on the Earth to be safe.
Shortly after Michael Jackson died of a heart attack.
*Not my thought though, it’s been floating around the web.
The Next Conservative Hissy Fit
[Kerry] was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.
“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’
(emphasis mine)
I figure that after about 72 hours or so of faux outrage from the right, John Kerry will call a press conference to apologize.
He shouldn’t though, it was damn funny.
Why I Love Barney Frank*
In describing the defense budget, the distinguished gentleman from Massachusetts correctly describes the folks pushing for more defense spending, who normally oppose all spending because of deficit issues, as thinking thinking that, “the Pentagon is funded with Monopoly money that somehow doesn’t count.
It gets better when he talks about F-22 supporters:
These arguments will come from the very people who denied that the economic recovery plan created any jobs. We have a very odd economic philosophy in Washington: It’s called weaponized Keynesianism. It is the view that the government does not create jobs when it funds the building of bridges or important research or retrains workers, but when it builds airplanes that are never going to be used in combat, that is of course economic salvation.
Heh.
Here is a recording of the interview.
*In a 110% purely heterosexual kind of way, of course, as the General would say.
A Question Regarding Atheists
This cartoon seems to imply that some sort of latte is is the holy sacrament of Atheists.
If this is the case, is it a full caf, half caf, skinny, mocha, soy, or what?
Or do you, like us God fearing folks, just kill each other over disagreements about what sort of sacrament is appropriate to drink, as is traditional?
Jon Stewart is a F%$#ing Genius, Part 46.38336797
2 video clips, lots of laughs.
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