It’s an (invitation only) message board that I am on, and pyroDon said the following:
I’d still love to see Hillary waving from the white house steps in a dark wig and blue dress. With Bill’s arm around her and him waving a cigar in the other hand.
Neo-cons heads would explode all over.
(minor typos corrected)
I got this in the mail.
Click image for full size.
Cruel, but oo funny not to post.
It’s funny, based on the first edition AD&D Monster Manual.
Randall Munroe is a Freaking Genius
xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language – By Randall Munroe.
Trust me, if you ever played D&D, you have to read this comic strip, but it’s too wide for my format.
This is in lieu of lolcats.
A service which claims to “remove” bad links from the innernets.
The Consumerist completely owns them.
Don’t have anything in your mouth when you click the link.
Posted without comment:
Attention, Parents: Larry Craig is Seeking Interns – The Sleuth
(go to the link and read the reader comments though)
Obama Lolcats. Funny, and not offensive regardless of who you support.
Unless you hate cats, and if you hate cats, you have my condolences.
H/t Danger Room from Wired.com
Hu’s on first.
Judge Robert Somma, a Federal Bankruptcy Judge, was pulled over for DUI, while reportedly wearing a woman’s dress, heels and stockings, and carrying a purse.
And not just any dress, but a, “Somma was wearing a cocktail dress, fishnet stockings, women’s heels and fumbled through a purse for his driver’s license.”
FWIW, he blew a BAC of 0.12%.
Yes, George W. Bush appointed him. Quel surprise.
The National Association of Home Builders said Tuesday its political action committee has decided to stop making contributions to candidates for Congress “until further notice.”
….So….Ummmm…You are all broke….What money are you not giving again?
Let’s see, some F-bombs, Some…Let’s just say NFSFW!
A not by me, but by my “friend I’ve never met in person”, JR:
‘Do we really need a black drag queen running as the conservative candidate?’
‘Um, are you talking about Ron Paul?’
‘Yeah, him.’
‘He’s white and racist.’
‘Then who am I thinking of?’
‘Ru Paul.’
‘I take it they’re both about as qualified?’
‘I think the GOP leadership would take either one over McCain.’
Emphasis mine, and JR owes me a screen wipe.
And I laugh at his pain. This guy is a right wing asshole.
I find this picture very, very, funny:
The Big Picture discusses The Ticker Tape Parade Indicator:
Me, I’m buying canned goods and bottled water.
After 2004, the Democratic Party adopted the “Zell Miller” rule, rule which disqualifies any “superdelegate” who endorses outside of his party.
This has now been applied to Joe Lieberman, because of his endorsement of John McCain.
Not sure why he got super delegate status in the first place. He’s not a Democrat, he’s Connecticut for Lieberman.
Buh-bye, you sanctimonious little prick.
Hysterically funny.
Not even remotely work safe, but funny as hell.
This guy is a genius.
Have I mentioned that this is so unbelievably not safe for work that it buggers the mind?