Category: Funny

Kausgoat Scandal!!!!!

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Yep, the latest scandal is that Mickey Kaus orally sodomizes goats.

It first showed up in the comments of a Matthew Yglesias post about how bone headed (pun not intended*) Kaus was about claiming that some dumb ass phony rumors of a John Edwards affair:

Mickey Kaus’ long post here about John Edwards’ alleged affair with Rielle Hunter is almost self-refuting. Basically, we have an anonymous source saying Hunter said she had an affair with Edwards, versus Hunter, on the record, saying that’s not the case. Then there’s Edwards, also saying it’s not the case. But Kaus initially deems Edwards’ denial too vague and non-specific.

Then someone posted something about Mickey Kaus having carnal knowledge of a goat, which soon escalated into oral sodomy with said ruminant.

It should that Mr. Kaus has issued no denial, so we must assume that this is true.

In any case, it soon found its way to Atrios, and then to his Wikipedia entry.

It’s also been mentioned on Wonkette , Sadly No, Oliver Willis, Kos, The Group News Blog, and many others.

I wouldn’t mention it, but Mickey Kaus has STILL not offered a denial, so by the standards of…Mickey Kaus…Mickey Kaus blows goats.

Yes, I know that this is irresponsible, and that I should feel bad about this, but piling on a wanker is fun sometimes.

*OK, the pun was intended, and I’m glad.

Amusing Classified ad:

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Read the very last line, it’s very amusing.

Nissan Skyline GTR R34 VSpec Super Car T reg 1999 – 420BHP MINT! + Many Extra’s – see specs”

This Car is also available at £26K Inc VAT without the T9 GTR Number Plate.

The Nissan Skyline GT-R (This one is a ScanSpecII one of only 4 In The World) made many more exotic rivals look a bit silly.

What is Scan Spec II – This is a upgrade/branding dirivative of VSpecII – Scan Spec where our Boss Mr. Shelley Raja has “souped” up / “Overclocked” the cars to his own spec in partnership with RB Motorsport, and, like our Overclocked PC’s is a Scan Company association.

Our Scan Spec II cars now include 3 R34’s, 2 R33’s, 2 Mitsubishi EVO 9’s, Scan also sells performance car parts did you know! Our sister Company is www.priracing.com

Here is a Supercar that could seat four in comfort, was blessed with a large boot and good reliability, yet could still lap the Nurburgring quicker than a Lamborghini Diablo.

Four-wheel drive and four-wheel steering are just part of the equation.

The R34 GT-R V-Spec (ScanSpecII) modified to approx 420BHp. Stage 1

http://www.scancom.co.uk/product.php/2131/1011/80134434f063c4d1130e48180e4f4775

Ckick above to see the Ferrari Beater

Car Specifications.

• Colour Bayside Blue
• Stage 1 Upgraded to approx 420BHp by RB Motorsport
• Nissan Skyline BNC R34 VspecII – Still considered by many to be the worlds best Overall Super Car –
Twin Turbo – 180+ MPh.
• 4 Wheel Drive – 4 Wheel Steering
• 1 of 80 UK cars (also only 1 of 9 nismo uk press
cars original no plate T9 GTR worth over £3900)
Its the one in all the Video’s – One of the Most famous!
• 69,000 miles
• Mint condition one of the best kept Skylines R34’s in UK
• Inside also mint
• Full PIAA Xenon Lights All Round (£1200)
• Alpine stereo with ipod connector
• Clifford concept auto start alarm
• Full history with Middlehurst and RB Motorsport (Rod Bell – Mr. Skyline)
• New tyers put on Febuary 2006
• New sports exhaust fitted oct 2006 by Rod Bell Motorsport
• Twin HKS sports induction kit, Engine overhauled and ECU Re-Mapped only by Rod Bell Motorsport
• Full leather trip with red piping UK Spec Original
• Full details of parts & work available if required (£7200)
• Fully Serviced every Six Months & Oil Changed every 3000 miles Serviced By Rod Bell (RB Motorsport) Exclusively
• Never Raced or used on a track

Notice to Potential Buyers: Strictly No test Pilots please. If you are under 25 – please check your insurance cost before you go further.

Notice to all Scan Staff – Not Available on Loan File for Evaluation or Testing in Technical Dept!!

Reason for Selling: Purchased without proper consent from the wife. Apparently “do whatever the F**K you want” does not mean what I thought.

Consider this an open thread.

Log Cabin Republicans Completly Own Mitt Romney

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They are running an ad (see below) taking his quotes from his 1994 debates with Ted Kennedy during his senate run. It sounds like a pro-Romney ad, but it quotes him saying things that will make the right wing dead-enders who are the base of the Republican party hate him.

Of note, he killed himself during the debates with Kennedy for asserting that as a rich man, Kennedy never gave anything up about public service (Except, of course, for his brothers Joe, Jack, and Bobbie), and that he had no experience with regard to the complexities of gun control (except of course for his brothers Jack and Bobbie).

Everyone Ride the SLUT

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“Yes, it’s an unfortunate acronym“, he said, laughing his ass off.

The Seattle Department of Transportation is constructing a streetcar line for South Lake Union.

While its official name is the “South Lake Union Streetcar”, it appears to have started out as the “South Lake Union Trolley”, which is what everyone calls it.

Great T-Shirts though:

Also, I like transit cars, though I prefer those with their own right of ways (i.e. no traffic lights)

Greatest Prankster in Ohio Granted Repreive

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Remember when I wrote about Kyle Garchar? He convinced the audience on the rival side of the stadium to spell “We Suck” in the 3rd quarter of a football game.

Originally, the principal, who I still think is a humorless jerk, banned him from all extracurricular activities, but he has seen the error of his ways, and
granted Garchar a reprieve.

Davidson administrator Cindi Goldhaber said two factors weighed into the decision: Garchar represented the school well by not complaining while in the media spotlight, and he made an effort (albeit an unsuccessful one) to have students hold up a “Go Cats” message using cards at Friday’s game.

The story given by Ms. Goldhaber is, of course, complete bull s&%$. Without the worldwide support of people who appreciate Mr. Garchar’s intellect, initiative, and sense of humor, he’d still be under this, but the administration was forced to do the right thing.