Category: Internet

There is A Meme Going Around Twitter

It appears that the Republicans are going to insist on having the whole healthcare bill read in the Senate.

The Dems have a team of speed readers standing by to do this, and there is a discussion on twitter as to whether we should give an hour to Christopher Walken or William Shatner to read the bill.

It’s a fascinating concept.

I have two vids after the break to give a compare and contrast Shatner and Walken.

Feel free to add your take in the comments.
[on edit] Yes, Jack Nicholson should be included too.

[on further edit]James Earl Jones as Darth Vader might be a bit much.


Walken reading Lady GaGa’s Poker Face


William Shatner’s seminal I am a Canadian.


Nicholson, 5 Easy Pieces

“Anti-counterfeit” Treaty Becomes Hollywood Wet Dream

Well, this was likely to happen when Barack Obama and His Stupid Minions said that “national security” required that the negotiations be conducted in the deepest secrecy.

Here are the bullet points:

  • ISPs would be required to aggressively and intrusively troll their user’s data for evidence of copyright violations.
  • ISPs would have to cut users off without any sort of judicial proceeding.
  • Breaking anti-circumvention technology for a legal purpose becomes illegal.

Unfortunately, since Hollywood gives to Republican, you can be sure that the Dems in Congress will be cool with letting the folks who gave us Gigli determining whether or not one has a right to be on the Internet.

Details here, here, here, here, here, and here.

FCC Votes to Approve Network Neutrality

The vote was unanimous, despite the fact that the phone and cable companies, <Sarcasm> who are so beloved by Americans,</Sarcasm> were lobbying against it:

US communications regulators voted unanimously to support an open Internet rule that would prevent telecom network operators from barring or blocking content based on the revenue it generated.

The proposed rule now goes to the public for comment until Jan.14, after which the Federal Communications Commissions will review the feedback and possibly seek more comment.

A final rule is not expected until the spring of next year.

Needless to say, one of the best barometers in the business, John Sidney McCain III, is trying to stop them.

Buy Bye Bernie

Not Madoff, the other crook Bernie, Bernard Kerik.

About a month ago, the judge in charge of the Bernard Kerik case, Federal Judge Stephen Robinson, took him and his defense team to task for releasing information that was under seal.

Well, it appears that Kerik has tried other ways to leak this information out, potentially tainting a jury pool, so he revoked Kerik’s bail, sending him to jail:

Judge Stephen C. Robinson of Federal District Court in White Plains said Mr. Kerik could not be trusted to honor a consent order prohibiting him from revealing confidential information. The judge cited an email that Mr. Kerik sent to the head of his defense fund that apparently included such information.

Mr. Kerik had been allowed to remain free on $500,000 bail, which was secured by his house in New Jersey. The judge turned down a request by Mr. Kerik’s lawyers to keep him from being put behind bars for 48 hours while they prepare an appeal.

Before revoking the bail of Mr. Kerik, Judge Robinson described him as a “toxic combination of self-minded focus and arrogance, and I fear that combination leads him to believe his ends justify his means.”

It appears that Kerik, not only sent an email to the lawyer running his defense fund, Anthony Modafferi, but then tweeted to people directing them to his posts, which raises stupidity to a whole new level.

Of course, none of this has anything to do with the case at hand, which is for taking bribes from mobbed up businesses in the form of things like renovations.

It’s one of the things that Rudy Guiliani will have to deal with if he runs for office: The guy who he plucked from obscurity and made police commissioner is mobbed up, which makes him more vulnerable as a candidate, as is the fact that the more he campaigns, the less people like him.

The only way that he can win is if he runs against a complete loser like David Dinkins or David Paterson….osh#@!

There is a Message to this Madness

OK, so we have some anonymous adviser to Barack Obama saying that people who want more substantive action on LGBT rights are a pajama clad left wing fringe:

For a sign of how seriously the White House does or doesn’t take this opposition, one adviser told me those bloggers need to take off the pajamas, get dressed, and realize that governing a closely divided country is complicated and difficult.

There are a lot of people out there who are claiming that this is not official White House policy, and it’s an anonymous source, and maybe John Harwood is flat out lying.

It’s clear from the discussions that Harwood is a turd: The idea that moving in a direction that a majority of the country supports is dangerous, and that Obama has to fear Letterman, Leno, and O’Brien is ludicrous. (see video)

That being said, he did not just make this up from thin air while on the air. Harwood is standing by his statement, but does now offer that perhaps it was more about the people who want us out of Afghanistan.

Barack Obama and his people have done a very good job at keeping some groups on the reservation, to the degree that Andrew Sullivan describes the Human Rights Campaign as having “Battered Wife Syndrome”, and Glenn Greenwald correctly describes the administrations dealings with liberal organizations, particularly in the case or Rahm Emanuel, as being liberal veal pen.

So, the question here is what is going on, and I think that Steve M at No More Mister Nice Blog nails it: this is a deliberate attempt to send out contradictory messages:

The deliberate muddying of the message was the message.

That’s what’s going on now. Obama reached out to the gay community — and yet he wants to be seen as not being tight with gays or the angrier lefties. So a friendly journalist leaked this remark — this deniable remark — which has since been, um, denied. And now the message is muddied. The mixed signals are meant, I think, to confuse supporters of gay rights and wavering but potentially Democratic-voting non-liberal voters (including non-white social conservatives) in, oh, say, New Jersey and Virginia.

What is going on here is that Obama’s staff is populated by old Clintonistas, and if there was a defining characteristic of the Clinton Administration, it can be summed up in three words, Sister Souljah Moment.

You see Republicans prove how macho they are they attack their opponents, but Democrats, particularly those who came to politics under Bill Clinton, prove how macho they are by attacking their allies. They make a fetish of it.

There are people in the Obama White House who are terrified at what might happen if people started to think that the administration supported civil rights, because that would likely mean that they would lose the white male vote in the south….Never mind, already lost…Lose the white evangelical vote….Never mind, the Republicans have that one locked down…Lose the white evangelical vote….Never mind, the Republicans have that one locked down…Lose the foaming at the mouth bigot vote….Never mind, the Republicans have that one locked down…Lose the voters who want to criminalize abortion….Never mind, the Republicans have that one locked down…

Gee, I’m beginning to sense a pattern, and I think that it means that there some really stupid folks playing politics in Obama’s white house.

Wicked Stupid Media Moguls

So, Newscorp Chairman Rupert Murdoch and Tom Curley of USA Today, are whining yet again about how Google News is stealing their “content” by posting links when a search comes up.

As Weston Kosova ably notes they don’t have to stand for this:

Google doesn’t force Web sites to be included in its search listings. The people who run any site can remove it from Google’s results with a few keystrokes. All they have to do is go to the Web site’s robots.txt file and type this:

User-agent: Googlebot

Disallow: /

Poof, the site becomes invisible to Google. Their stories will no longer show up in Google searches. It will be as if they don’t exist.

Of course, that’s not what they really want.

What they really want is a law that:

  1. Forces Google to publish links to their stories.
  2. Forces Google to pay to publish links to their stories.

Because if they don’t get both, then they won’t get traffic and money.

FCC Head Calls for Net Neutrality

FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski has now explicitly called for net neutrality, known as the so-called “5th principle” of the Internet, and added a 6th principle, “that providers of broadband Internet access must be transparent about their network management practices,”* and so will be putting a notice of proposed

An interesting comment here is that the American Cable Association is saying that this should be extended to content. They specifically cite ESPN360’s policy of tying the service to ISPs, rather than individual subscribers, and using the rest of channels (ESPN, ESPN 2, etc) on cable (and fiber) to extract a per broadband subscriber fee.

I think that this is a perfectly valid point, and requiring the explicit unbundling of the Internet from the cable channels is, “at the expense of consumers on the one hand and other Web-based services and applications that might seek to compete against them.”

Not surprisingly, AT&T says that net neutrality and 4 (6, sir) 6 principles should not be applied to wireless providers, but their argument is far weaker than for the cable/fiber optic providers, because the FCC already has extensive rights to regulate radio broadcasts and what are appropriate use of the public spectrum.

The Republicans are against net neutrality too, because they want to continue the policies that left the US in 20th place in broadband penetration, behind South Korea, Singapore, Netherlands, Denmark, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Israel, Switzerland, Canada, Norway, Australia, Finland, France, United Kingdom, United Arab Emirates, Japan, Sweden, Estonia, and Belgium, and that’s by the bastardized standard of broadband that the FCC and the incumbents want to use to define “success.”

It appears that the ‘Phants are afraid that this could prevent them from getting campaign donations from the Telecommunications industry, “These new regulatory mandates and restrictions could stifle investment incentives.”

In any case, Nancy Pelosi appears to be 4 square in favor of the change, which means that nothing is going to happen in Congress to stop this, and even the possibility that the FCC’s rule making might actually become law.

*The 4 internet freedoms are, the ability to access content, run any non-network harming application applications, to attach devices to the network, and the freedom to allow competition through reacquiring that vendors provide complete service plan information.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to “skip a bit, brother”]… And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” Amen.

Yeah, like I’m going to ignore such a classic opportunity to invoke Monty Python.

I May Have Been an Optimist on eBay

4 Months ago, I posted a rather waggishly titled, “Ebay Discovered to Have Socially Redeeming Value,” citing an investigation in Archeology magazine that suggested that the explosion in counterfeits was actually driving real (stolen) antiquities from the market, because manufacturing frauds was more profitable.

Well, a collector of such objects, and a frequent purchaser on eBay, one Bill Stelzer, disputes this in the letters section (scroll down to Cheaper by the Millions).

He says that eBay aggressively monitors and vets such sales, and as a result, there is very little, if any fraud in this area.

Personally, I have no clue as to where the truth is, but when someone says that, “The eBay sites that auction antiquities are among the most vetted sites on the Internet,” my bullsh%$ meter spikes to 11.

I have had good luck on eBay, but what I tend to purchase are things like toner cartridges from stores with addresses and phone numbers, and I verify both before purchases.

The output of pot hunters being “vetted” sounds a bit strange, but I am speaking from a position of profound ignorance here, so YMMV.

There Can Only Be One

It appears that someone idiot at AT&T’s ISP division decided to block the anarcho-absurdist site 4chan from their customers.

Within hours a fictitious report of the death of AT&T’s CEO from a cocaine overdose following a gay prostitution binge (it implies that he was a “bottom”) appeared on CNN’s “citizen journalism” site iReport.

Seriously, while the folks at 4chan are nice people, much like Bruce Banner, you really don’t want to make them angry, because if they put their minds to it, it can get ugly.

Postscript: ATT has apparently removed the block.

Disclaimer: I have only visited 4chan briefly, and my experience was that everyone there was swell, totally righteous, and that under no circumstances should anyone, ever, frack with them.

Furthermore, nothing in this post should be construed as a criticism of 4chan. I am criticizing AT&T, and the “stupid” and “wanker” tags are directed at the telecommunications company.

Quote of the Day

I love this quote from Harold Feld’s Tales of the Sausage Factory:

More and more, I’m feeling like a volunteer for the “Mark Sanford in 2012 Committee” finding out what “hiking the Appalachian Trail” really means.

What he is talking about is the fact that the broadband stimulus package is being manipulated by the incumbents and the regulators to make it next to impossible for non incumbents to compete.

Basically, the stim money is to go to “unserved” and “underserved” census blocks, but only the incumbent carriers will be able to use the actual broadband penetration to document this, because such data is “proprietary.”

Catch-22.

Why I Love the Internet

Because I’m on a the the by invitation only Stellar Parthenon BBS, discussing record album cover art that kicks ass*, and someone notes that he thought that he would never hear a post-punk/new wave band called the Bush Tetras outside of some antique vinyl or old audio tapes, and posts a link to the Youtube for their song “Too Many Creeps”.

I’m sorry I missed them in their heyday. This is precisely the sort of stuff that I used to rock out to when I went off to college in 1980, and if this had come up in a conversation, I would never know that they sound like.

These little discoveries make the trolls all worthwhile.

*I still think that the Beatles “White Album” cover is the best record album cover ever.