Category: Iraq

Will Contractors Lose Iraq Immunity? – TIME

Well, it appears that the US and Iraq are in the process of renegociating their security agreements, and the Iraqis consider the removal of immunity for contractors to be non-negotiable.

I think that this is the first time that the representatives of the Iraqi government are behaving in a way that is both beneficial to, and supported by its citizens regardless of ethnicity.

Good for them. As for the mercenaries, the rules in a foreign country are that if you do the crime, you do the time, in that country’s jails.

The US Has No Permanent Military Bases Anywhere

Remember when I claimed that Bush’s statement of “No Permanent Bases in Iraq” was a lie?

Well, now we get the parsing, because Bush and His Evil Minions are now saying that the US has no permanent bases anywhere in the world.

We don’t have them in Japan, or Korea, or Germany, because at some point, the host government could ask us to leave, or, in a few billion years, the sun could go nova.

I knew that his “no permanent bases” statement was a lie, but now he’s parsing it on the basis of what the word “is” is.

Bush and His Evil Minions™: Fraud In Iraq and Afghanistan is Just Fine

The Bush administration, after much prodding, will be tightening up the standards for fraud, waste, and abuse in government contracting, but only in the US.

If you are contracting outside of the US, say like Halliburton in Iraq, you do not have to report, “internal fraud or overpayment on government-funded projects” in excess of $5 million.

My guess is that it would sweep up too many of their campaign contributors and Dick Cheney’s Golfing Buddies.

News Flash: Europeans Conflate Efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Support Neither

Robert Gates is surprised and alarmed by this attitude. I say, “Well, Duh!!!”

It’s painfully clear that Afghanistan was shortchanged for the invasion of Iraq, and that the US is unable to support both efforts fully, so this means that European aid with operations in Iraq actually does free up US resources for operations in Afghanistan.

The European public has realized this for some time, as have the governments.

However, those in power realize that saying, “You’re on your own, Jack,” will shatter an alliance that they see as valuable.

The support of the European public American military operations anywhere is a rapidly wasting asset, and the stupid, disasterous war in Iraq is at its core.

Iraq Forever

Remember Bush’s comments about troop cuts in Iraq?

He’s “recondidering troop cuts“.

To Bush and His Evil Minions, winning is staying in, whatever the consequences, because it makes them feel like they did not dodge the draft in the 1960s.

Four months after announcing troop reductions in Iraq, President Bush is now sending signals that the cuts may not continue past this summer, a development likely to infuriate Democrats and renew concerns among military planners about strains on the force.

Mr. Bush has made no decisions on troop reductions to follow those he announced last September. But White House officials said Mr. Bush had been taking the opportunity, as he did in Monday’s State of the Union address, to prepare Americans for the possibility that, when he leaves office a year from now, the military presence in Iraq will be just as large as it was a year ago, or even slightly larger.

The officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Mr. Bush wanted to tamp down criticism that a large, sustained presence in Iraq would harm the overall health of the military — a view held not only by Democrats, but by some members of his own Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Constitutional Issue for Bush and His Evil Minions™ “Iraq Forever” Plan

Bush’s intent to make permanent and binding security arrangements with Iraq without congressional approval do appear to be unprecedented.

There were formal treaties for Japan, South Korea, the Philippines, Australia, New Zealand, and NATO, and when Reagan entered into security arrangements with Micronesia and the Marshall Islands, this was submitted to the congress for approval.

You know it’s out there when Dana Freaking Rohrabacher is saying that this is “arrogant”.

You Don’t Destroy the Army You Want, You Destroy the Army You Have

The US Army has missed its recruiting benchmarks by an alarming margin:

  • For the third consecutive year, the Army missed DoD benchmarks set for educational attainment and scores on the Armed Forces Qualification Test. (Important, because non HS grads drop out of service in their first term at a much higher rate)
  • Scores on the Armed Forces Qualification Test (AFQT) continue to fall. 60.8% of the recuits scored average or higher, well below the Army’s now abandoned goal of 67%.
  • Overall recruit quality, a figure derived largely from the above two factors, has fallen, with high quality recruits plummeting to 44.6%, down from 56.2% in 2007.
  • Bonuses for reenlistments have skyrocketed in amount, and scope.

Heck of a job there, Rummie.

Iraq’s de-Baathification, Heck of a Job, Bushie

Yes, it appears that the new de-Baathification law that the Iraqi parliament passed, the one that Bush and His Evil Minions have been crowing about, isn’t a de-Baathification law, it’s actually an even more aggressive purge of Baath party members, and Sunnis, than the previous law.

And it gets even better, because everyone’s favorite double crossing thief, Achmed Chalabi, is heading the de-Baathification commission.

And in the Department of the Amazingly Obvious,

Bush and His Evil Minions are lying sacks of sh$@!

Lying about the Iraq, here, and here.

NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE LIES

Bush comes in number two on the lie parade, but number two is a bit of a surprise:

The study says Bush made 232 false statements about Iraq and former leader Saddam Hussein’s possessing weapons of mass destruction, and 28 false statements about Iraq’s links to al Qaeda.

The study, released Tuesday, says Powell had the second-highest number of false statements, with 244 about weapons and 10 about Iraq and al Qaeda.

Yep, the most overrated man in America lied to us more than anyone except for Bush himself.

Can we please stop calling “respected”.