Category: Presidential Campaign

Who Am I To Argue With an 82 Year Old Woman Blogger?

Who titles her blog post, “Sarah Palin is a Bitch… there I said it“:

Look. I am going to say what everyone at CNN, CBS, ABC and NBC is thinking but is afraid to say. Governor Palin is a stupid, conniving bitch. And it’s not because she is a strong woman – I like strong women… worship them… It’s actually the opposite. She is a weak, pathetic woman who thinks big hair, winking, baby talk and self deprecation is somehow becoming of a woman who wants to lead the free world. My god, where is Margaret Thatcher when you need her!

Heh.

Quote of the Day: He Said THAT? Edition

From Joe Kline, which I guess proves the old adage about even stopped clocks being right twice a day:

Ronald Reagan used to say that the most frightening nine words in the English language were ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’ That is no longer true. This year, the most frightening eight words are ‘I’m John McCain and I approved this message.’

(emphasis mine)

That should go a long way towards alleviating the snark shortage.

Sarah Palin Her Emails, and Her Blatant Disregard for the Truth

Or perhaps is’s a disregard for reality. With her, it’s hard to tell.

In any case For what it’s worth, the Anchorage Daily News just cut her a new one* over her claims of vindication.

In any case, we now have her ordered to preserve her private emails from her Yahoo account, given that they are likely official records under the scope of Alaska’s law.

It also looks like the State Personnel Board’s investigation into Troopergate will be more aggressive than envisioned. It appears that the lead investigator, one Tim Petumenos, is a real pit bull, who has, “broadened to include other ethics complaints against the governor and examination of actions by other state employees.”

Then again the intent was not to cover up forever, it was to push it past election day, which it will.

In any case, in response to a request from the press for copies of emails to Todd “The First Dude” Palin from state officials, Palin is now saying that it will requre a payment of $15 million to process such a request, and that the records will not be turned over before the election.

What else is she hiding? This has gone from a standard Republican stonewall to something that would make Dick Cheney blush.

*Full disclosure, I actually helped to design designed a tool to, “cut a carcass a new one”, the Jarvis Products bung dropper. You can see a video of it in action here.

It’s a Small World, But I am Not Painting it

Martin Eisenstadt discovered some interesting facts about “Joe the Plumber”. aka Joe Wurzelbacher.

It turns out that he’s related to Robert Wurzelbacher….

…wait for it….

Who was a senior vice president of American Continental Corporation

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Which was the parent company of the failed Lincoln Savings and Loan.

…wait for it….

And he pled guilty to three federal fraud counts in response to the failure of that institution.

…wait for it….

Also it turns out that he was the son in law of

…wait for it….

Charles Keating!

Someone on the McCain campaign staff is reading this somewhere, and invoking Bender when he shouts, “We’re boned!

Quote of the Day: Gail Collins

Times Columnist Gail Collins

Remember how we used to joke about John McCain looking like an old guy yelling at kids to get off his lawn? It’s only in retrospect that we can see that the keep-off-the-grass period was the McCain campaign’s golden era. Now, he’s beginning to act like one of those movie characters who steals the wrong ring and turns into a troll.

During that last debate, while he was wandering around the stage, you almost expected to hear him start muttering: “We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious.

She owes me a screen cleaner.

Well Knock Me Over With a Sledge Hammer

The investigation of Sarah Palin says the she abused her powers for personal considerations, which is not a surprise, and the Republican-dominated legislative council voted unanimously to release the report, which was a surprise.

My take on this: they know that McCain is going to lose, and the Republican primary for governor of Alaska just started.

Palin may not realize it, but her political career is over.

2nd Debate Live Blogging

Town hall formats, and questions are lame.

So far, it’s clear that McCain is doing a pretty good impression of Bob Dole in 1976.

Not sure if this is good or bad….It’s clear that Barack Obama cannot be the “angry black man”, so he’s basically ignoring the attacks.

McCain saying that Obama’s tax policy is, “Like nailing jello to the wall,” false.

Obama says that McCain wants to cut taxes on Wall Street CEOs, True.

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McCain says, “Lets have a commission,” on Social Security…That’s kicking it down the road…Obama should say that McCain wanted to put Social Security money in the hands of those Wall Street CEOs, which is true, but my money is on him not doing this.
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Now, McCain is invoking Lieberman as a part of his bipartisan cred….Yeah, right…

Mentioning how nuclear will fix everything….Says that it’s clean, but won’t mention nuclear waste, and won’t mention that it takes about 15 years to build a new nuke plant…

Obama brings up McCain’s record voting against alternative energy over the past 23 years.

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Brokaw is a clueless MoFo, asked if funding for alternative energy should be like a “Manhattan Project”, or “In a thousand garages, like Silicon Valley.”

Silicon Valley was created by military spending.

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Obama on health care, mentions that McCain will tax your health benefit, good. Not calling it a tax increase on working Americans, not so great.

Ohhh….Mr. “I don’t use email” McCain is talking about how putting records online will save costs….snork.

He is now accusing that Obama will be fining struggling parents who can’t afford insurance, and raises myth of, “gold plated” insurance…Like you have as a senator?
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Obama talks about his dying mother spending the last months of her life fighting with insurance. Nails McCain about voting against MHIP.

Mentions McCain’s idea of eliminating state regulations is like banks moving to Delaware.
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Foreign policy: McCain does love that Iraq war, don’t he.
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Final analysis: Obama in a decision.

McCain spent too much time saying, “Hey you kids, get off of my lawn.”

So NOW Republicans Want an Aggressive FEC

We all know about Obama’s small donors.

He’s collected hundreds of millions of dollars that way, and the Republicans won’t stand for it:

The Republican National Committee plans to file a complaint on Monday against Senator Barack Obama’s presidential campaign raising questions about the legitimacy of its small contributions and donations from overseas.

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But such donations do not have to be itemized in reporting to the election commission unless the donor’s total contributions exceed $200. The lack of information on such donors has been highlighted by watchdog groups as potentially troublesome. The groups have also praised the campaign of Senator John McCain for offering on its Web site a tool that allows a search of all of its donors, including those who gave less than $200.

So Barack Obama is following the law, and the ‘Phants don’t like it, because he raises too much money.

Overheard on Stellar Parthenon

Thanks to JR for this teachable moment

I have a British coworker. We were discussing the election and he just shook his head. “Explain this Palin woman to me,” more of a rhetorical WTF than an actual request but I obliged him.

“What we are looking at is the first chav presidency.”

He looked suitably horrified. “But what about the current bloke?”

“Ok, second chav presidency.”

“Bugger.”

Heh.

Palin Aids to Testify in Troopergate

In light to judge saying that the investigation was legal, and the subpoenas binding, 7 members of Palin’s staff have agreed to testify to the State Senate investigator, Steve Branchflower.

When all is said and done, this entire bit was stupid. With only minor effort, they could have put off any meaningful report until after the election, and the report will likely be inconclusive anyway.

For some reason, however, they chose to create about 6 weeks of coverup stories.