• This is the worst thing I’ve seen on the internet in a long time (Imgur)
  Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.
•  Worst Condom Ever (The Atlantic) 
• Your Internet petition of the day, Facebook, Google and Yelp: Leave ALEC Now (SumOfUs)
• Most of Syria’s toxins can be destroyed more easily than officials initially thought (Washington Post) Most of their chemical stockpiles is in precursor chemicals.

Well, at least it’s not saying, “So long and thanks for all the fish.”

H/t Ecop on the Stellar Parthenon BBS.