• On dating men with “potential” (Medium) Sort version: Men with “Potential” are affable f%$#-ups.
• The Enterprise Media Distribution Platform At The End Of This Book (Crummy) How the NYPL fixed ebook checkout for basically every library in America by going with established non-commercial standards, and not hiring for profit outside guns.
• Want to know if your relationship will work? Try the ‘IKEA rage’ test (Daily Express) If you can handle assembling an 825 quid flat pack monstrosity, a psychologist says that your relationship will probably last.
• Five-storey Blue Screen Of Death spotted in Thailand (The Register) Heh.
• ‘Human chimera’: Man fails paternity test because genes in his saliva are different to those in sperm (The Independent) Nature in all its glory.
• What Does It Mean When War Hawks Say ‘Never Trump’? (War Is Boring) Makes the obvious point, that the Republicans endorsing Hillary Clinton are some of the worst war criminals in the history of the United States.
• Ramen is displacing tobacco as most popular US prison currency, study finds (The Guardian) This is happening because prisons, particularly private ones, are increasingly starving their inmates.

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