Your Eyes Will Bleed, and So Will Your Ears

Wait for it, it takes about 30 seconds

Well, Robert Goulet must be spinning in his grave, because he has lost his crown for the, “Worst Rendition of an ‘To Anacreon in Heaven’ inspired song ever.”

By the teeth of the flying spaghetti monster, this is bad.

It makes Rosanne Barr’s version sound positively operatic.

On the other hand, it is a PERFECT metaphor for the incredible clusterf%$# that CPAC was this year.

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