Category: 40yrs

Yom Kippur

The Jewish day of atonement. Unless medically contraindicated, you are to fast* fast, and to meditate on where you have failed to measure up this year, and how you might be better next year.

The fast went quite well for me. My feet bothered me more than my stomach.

Just before the fast, we ate a meal of home made chicken pot pie which was rather nice.

Natalie, our 10 year old daughter actually fasted until about 2:30 in the afternoon, which was quite impressive.

We got together with some neighbors for a break the fast which was a lot of fun too/

*This means no food OR water for about 25½ hours. Judaism is not a religion for wimps.
Were I to post the list here, it would overload your browser.
You do not want to start a day without water with something spicy.

New Haven Acknowledges That They Were Morons (Sort Of)

Remember when I wrote about members of a 60+ year old running group being prosecuted under terrorism statutes for marking a trail? The local constabulary were talking about pressing charges for the “Hash House Runners”, a “Drinking group with a running problem”. For marking a running path with flour.

When the doctor who marked the path saw the commotion, he explained what it was, and offered to eat some of the flour, but these folks still kept freaking out, despite the fact that the FBI had sent out a notice about the “Hash House Runners” saying that they were not a problem some tome previous.

There has been a settlement, with the doctor and his sister doing some community service.

If I were them, I’d tell them to pound sand, and file suit against the city for malicious prosecution. They’ve run these races in Washington, DC without incident.

Everyone Ride the SLUT

“Yes, it’s an unfortunate acronym“, he said, laughing his ass off.

The Seattle Department of Transportation is constructing a streetcar line for South Lake Union.

While its official name is the “South Lake Union Streetcar”, it appears to have started out as the “South Lake Union Trolley”, which is what everyone calls it.

Great T-Shirts though:

Also, I like transit cars, though I prefer those with their own right of ways (i.e. no traffic lights)

Another Senseless Packaging Injury

Well Charlie, aka “the human metronome”, just got a belated birthday gift from his friend Jonathan, one of those simple electronic drum kits.*

Unfortunately, it was literally screwed into the cardboard box, and the drum sticks were kept in place with some rather tight wire ties.

I did what I was supposed to, using some shears to clip the wire ties, but in attempting to gain purchase, the shears slipped, and I punctured my left thumb. It bled for about ½ hour, though it was not particularly painful.

Whoever came up with these packaging schemes should be staked to an anthill by their tongue.

*No headphone jack, or MIDI port, or any such, but thankfully, Charlie is good about keeping the volume down.

Sweet Spawn of Cthulhu!!!! It’s Real!!!!!!!

Chocolate with bacon?
Tekeli-Li!!!!!! Tekeli-Li!!!!!!

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Applewood smoked bacon + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate

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Crisp, buttery, compulsively irresistible bacon and milk chocolate combination has long been a favorite of mine. I started playing with this combination at the tender age of six while eating chocolate chip pancakes drenched in maple syrup. Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup. In retrospect, perhaps this was a turning point, for on that plate something magical happened: the beginnings of a combination so ethereal and delicious that it would haunt my thoughts until I found the medium to express it–chocolate.
–Katrina

Shelf Life: 3 months
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41% cacao, 3oz.

This is just wrong.

Greatest Prankster in Ohio Granted Repreive

Remember when I wrote about Kyle Garchar? He convinced the audience on the rival side of the stadium to spell “We Suck” in the 3rd quarter of a football game.

Originally, the principal, who I still think is a humorless jerk, banned him from all extracurricular activities, but he has seen the error of his ways, and
granted Garchar a reprieve.

Davidson administrator Cindi Goldhaber said two factors weighed into the decision: Garchar represented the school well by not complaining while in the media spotlight, and he made an effort (albeit an unsuccessful one) to have students hold up a “Go Cats” message using cards at Friday’s game.

The story given by Ms. Goldhaber is, of course, complete bull s&%$. Without the worldwide support of people who appreciate Mr. Garchar’s intellect, initiative, and sense of humor, he’d still be under this, but the administration was forced to do the right thing.

OOPS!!!!! I Just Pepper Sprayed My Entire Family

Today is Sloppy Joe night. My wife and kids were not yet home, but would be shortly, so I put the old cast iron skillet on the burner, and get it hot, and get to chopping the garlic, onions, and the cayenne peppers from my wife’s garden.

After I finish, I toss about 2 TBSP of olive oil into the pan, and toss in the peppers.

Pan was a bit hot, and we got a bit of a cloud off the peppers. It didn’t effect our eyes, but we were all coughing like a bunch of 70 year old 3 pack a day smokers.

Everyone(but me, I had to cook) took refuge in the basement.

STUPID

Culinary Crashing and Burning

Well, yesterday was a small SCA event* called Trial By Fire. It’s a cooking competition.

The idea is that people present dishes in a number of categories that are prepared on site under Pennsic War, and to prepare them in a 4 hour period, along with accompanying documentation of their use in the years covered by the SCA.

Well, I went with two, or maybe two and a half recipes. The first was a chocolate recipe, which was translated from the 1631 Spanish treatise into English in 1652, called Chocolate, an Indian Drinke. Which has the oldest, at least the oldest that I could find, recorded chocolate recipe.

The second was a recipe for a meat pie from a history/cook book called A Drizzle of Honey: The Life and Recipes of Spain’s Secret Jews, which uses records of the inquisition, which frequently used food as evidence that people were secretly practiced Judaism.

I actually combined two recipes, one for sausage, and one for pie, because the filling for the pie combined meat and milk, and my deliberate use with my wife’s cookware would result in a serious case of acute heavy metal poisoning§.

I had done the sausage, though not the pie before, and I did a test run of the chocolate drink in our percolator about two weeks prior, so I thought that it would turn out OK, but I was unduly optimistic.

With the chocolate, I made a small but significant change at Trial by Fire, I toasted the cacao nibs before grinding, which made the cocoa butter flow out of the nibs, so when I packed it into the basket of the percolator, it created a wax-like structure that the hot water did not effectively penetrate, so I ended up with weakly flavored sweet water.

As to the pie, the the sausage was fine, as was the filling that was made from it, but due to time constraints and poor fire management, I attempted to fry them at too low a temperature, and they became oil sponges.

On the brighter side, my wife, won best dessert with her sage fritters, which were quite yummy.

My recipes:
Chocolate Drinke

  • Cacao Nibs 1.5 cups
  • Cinnamon, 2 tsp (about two small sticks)
  • Chile Pepper, 2 TBSP
  • Anise Seed, 1 TBSP
  • 12 Almonds
  • 12 Hazel Nuts
  • Roses of Alexandria, 1 tbl (Apothicary Roses, I just use 1/4 cup rose water, available from any middle eastern food store, instead)
  • ½ cup white sugar
  • Vanilla de Campeche, (Vanilla) One bean
  • Achiote, ¾ tsp. (More commonly called Anatto)

Grind everything up but the pepper and vanilla, which you mince, and put in a pot with about 12-16 cups of water (including the rose water) and boil until it is the color of Coffee with about 1 cream in it. One caveat, the author claims that among its health benefits is:

It vehemently Incites to Venus, and causeth Conception in women, hastens and facilitates their Delivery.

As such the I maintain no responsibility for romantic entanglements, pregnancies, general soreness of body parts, goofy smiles, or intemperate marriage.

Sausage Pie
To make the Sausage:

  • 1 pound ground lamb
  • 2 eggs, beaten

Spice Mixture

  • 1 tsp grains of paradise
  • ½ tsp fenugreek
  • 1 tsp caraway seeds
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 clove garlic
  • 2-3 tsp chopped fresh rosemary
  • 3-4 tsp chopped fresh oregano
  • 2 TBSP pine nuts

Place the lamb in a medium bowl. Add the beaten eggs and mix well.

Grind all of the spice mixture, except for the caraway and pine nuts ingredients together in a grinder or mortar. Add the spice mixture, including the caraway and pine nuts to the lamb and mix thoroughly.

Allow the flavors to meld for two hours.

To make the filling:
Finely chop two onions, and sweat in a skillet until just translucent with a pinch of kosher salt, then add the sausage, and cook until done (about 3-4 minutes) stirring to keep a consistency of a Sloppy Joe.

To make the pie dough:

  • 1/3 cup water
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1/3 cup olive oil
  • 1½ cups unsifted flour
  • 2-4 TBSP olive oil

Bring the 1/3 cup water, oil, and salt to a boil in a medium pan. Remove from heat.

When the liquid is tepid, add the flour all at once to the water mixture. Stir until all is well mixed.

Place an egg-size lump of dough on a lightly floured bread board. With a rolling pin, shape it into a 1/3 inch thick oval.

Place 1 tablespoon of meat mixture onto a piece of dough. Fold and pinch the fold to seal the pie.

Fry the pies in a skillet with about 2 tbsp of oil.

*Truth be told, it’s not an official SCA event, and as SCA, Inc. has no connection to, or liability arising from, this event.
Basically, imagine camping conditions, where there is no electricity, but water from a garden hose.
About 450 C.E. to 1650 C.E.
§My wife would shoot me.
Love of my life, light of the cosmos,
she who must be obeyed, my wife.

Back from Camping

Went to Atlantia Coronation. Basically, this is an SCA thing, historical reenactment set in medieval times.

We all had fun, and were very well fed. It was held at a boy scout camp about 40 miles west of DC.

The worst thing that happened was that one Natalie’s dulcimer strings snapped while tuning (Cheap dulcimer).

I also strapped on my stupid had and got some getting hit over the head lessons1. Got a doozy of a bruise on my leg, a wrap shot to the leg. The Bruise pattern shows that it was a quite well executed shot.

I need to get into bloody shape…I was puffing like a buffalo.

My wife entered her stump work2 in the arts competition, and while she did not win, she got some useful and constructive criticism.

1This is simulated medieval combat using armor and wooden weapons swung at full force.
2A sort of textured embroidery done various thicknesses of threads, beads and/or sequins…Also called raised work.

This Guy is a Bloody Genius

Major props to Kyle Garchar.

Senior pays for ‘legendary’ prank

Take top poster and pass to the left.

Following those instructions, hundreds of Hilliard Darby High School football fans fell into an elaborate prank on Friday night.

When they stood up during a football game against cross-town rival Hilliard Davidson High School and held up squares of construction paper, they thought they were spelling out: “Go Darby.”

But from across the field, Davidson fans read the actual message:

“We suck.”

Hilliard Davidson senior Kyle Garchar masterminded the trick at Crew Stadium and suffered an in-school suspension for it.

The principal is a humorless jerk.
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Go to his blog. Contribute to his scholarship fund.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

China is implementing a law that requires state permission for reincarnation.

It appears that this is all a cunning plan * by the Chinese government to game the system for finding a successor to the Dali Lama when he dies.

Then again, it could just be bureaucratic bloody-mindedness, something the Chinese quite literally invented over 3000 years ago.

*A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!

Osama Has Already Defeated Us.

So, let me get this straight, a group of beer swilling runners are marking a trail for a run, and it gets treated as a possible terrorist attack?

If the goal of terrorism is to create terror and panic, Osama bin Laden has already defeated us.

Two people who sprinkled flour in a parking lot to mark a trail for their offbeat running club inadvertently caused a bioterrorism scare and now face a felony charge.

The sprinkled powder forced hundreds to evacuate an IKEA furniture store Thursday.

New Haven ophthalmologist Daniel Salchow, 36, and his sister, Dorothee, 31, who is visiting from Hamburg, Germany, were both charged with first-degree breach of peace, a felony.
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The siblings set off the scare while organizing a run for a local chapter of the Hash House Harriers, a worldwide group that bills itself as a “drinking club with a running problem.”

We are a bunch of scared rabbits, aren’t we?